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[mo_cara]

Ok, So i hAvE A QuEsTiOn.
If yOu aLl pEoPlE WeRe gOiNg tO Go oN A CrAzY MoThErFuCkIn rOaD TrIp wHaT KiNd oF CaR WoUlD YoU TaKe.
BeCaUsE I ThInK ThE 1970 cHaRgEr iS ThE BiTcHtItS BeCaUsE It cOmEs iN ThE MoSt aMaZiNg PlUm pUrPlE YoU EvEr dOnE Up aNd sEeN.
I MeAn tHaT ShIt iS MoThErFuCkIn sWeEt.
BuT ThE 1967 iMpAlA Is pReTtY MoThErFuCkIn gOoD, tOo.
LiKe tHaT MiRaClE MaChInE LoOkS LiKe iT CoUlD TaKe dOwN FiVe mOtHeRfUcKiN CoWs aNd nOt eVeN Be aLl sToPpInG Or gEtTiNg dEnTeD Or sHiT.
AnD It cOmEs iN PuRpLe, ToO, lIkE IaN GiLlIaN.
ExCePt rAoUl dUkE ToTaLlY HaD A ChEvY CaPrIcE.
HaVe yOu eVeR NoTiCeD AlL ThE MoThErFuCkIn cArS HeRe aRe tInY ExCePt fOr tHe lOrRiEs?
WhY ThE FuCk iS ThAt?

Comments

[ladyliberty]

That's amazing!

[mo_cara]

hElL yEs It Is!
WaIt, WhIcH mOtHeRfUcKiN pArT?

[ladyliberty]

About being able to take out five cows!

[mo_cara]

oH sHiT yEs!
DeTrOiT mOtHeRfUcKiN sTeEl!

[ladyliberty]

I wanna try that!

[mo_cara]

dO yOu KnOw WhAt To Be AlL dOiNg In A cAr?

[ladyliberty]

I know a couple things.

[mo_cara]

i GuEsS yOu KiNd Of HaVe To KnOw HoW tO dRiVe To HiT cOwS cAuSe ThEy MiGhT rUn AwAy.
ThAt'D bE KiNd Of WhAcK tO tHe CoWs ThOuGh.