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[mo_cara]

Ok, So i hAvE A QuEsTiOn.
If yOu aLl pEoPlE WeRe gOiNg tO Go oN A CrAzY MoThErFuCkIn rOaD TrIp wHaT KiNd oF CaR WoUlD YoU TaKe.
BeCaUsE I ThInK ThE 1970 cHaRgEr iS ThE BiTcHtItS BeCaUsE It cOmEs iN ThE MoSt aMaZiNg PlUm pUrPlE YoU EvEr dOnE Up aNd sEeN.
I MeAn tHaT ShIt iS MoThErFuCkIn sWeEt.
BuT ThE 1967 iMpAlA Is pReTtY MoThErFuCkIn gOoD, tOo.
LiKe tHaT MiRaClE MaChInE LoOkS LiKe iT CoUlD TaKe dOwN FiVe mOtHeRfUcKiN CoWs aNd nOt eVeN Be aLl sToPpInG Or gEtTiNg dEnTeD Or sHiT.
AnD It cOmEs iN PuRpLe, ToO, lIkE IaN GiLlIaN.
ExCePt rAoUl dUkE ToTaLlY HaD A ChEvY CaPrIcE.
HaVe yOu eVeR NoTiCeD AlL ThE MoThErFuCkIn cArS HeRe aRe tInY ExCePt fOr tHe lOrRiEs?
WhY ThE FuCk iS ThAt?

Comments

[cuddlefishpeixes]

Can a purple impala really take out five w)(ole cows? 38O I always t)(oug)(t impalas were )(armless! T)(ey're so delicate and graceful!

...Can impalas even be purple?

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat the fuck are you evven ramblin on about noww
thats just shit from those mad muggle comics im tellin you it aint real especially not against livvestock

[mo_cara]

ShIt YeS, yOu CaN pAiNt ThOsE mOtHeRfUcKeRs!

[mo_cara]

ErIdAn, BrO, mY dA hAs A cAr.
YoU wAnT tO sEe It SoMeTiMe?
I mEaN iT AiN't AlL tHaT, iT's LiKe A mOtHeRfUcKiN sAaB oR sOmE sHiT.
bUt YoU cOuLd CoMe GeT yOuR pEeP oN.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Who is that and why should we even care?

[ladyliberty]

That's amazing!

[mo_cara]

hElL yEs It Is!
WaIt, WhIcH mOtHeRfUcKiN pArT?

[mo_cara]

WhIcH iS wHo?

[ladyliberty]

About being able to take out five cows!

[cuddlefishpeixes]

But W)(Y would you do t)(at to a poor defenceless creature? It doesn't seem like it would )(elp its natural camouflage!

...maybe we're not t)(inking about t)(e same kind of impala. 38|

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Nevermind, I realized that it doesn't matter at all who these stupid people are.

[concern]

Why would you want to hurt that many cows with a car?!

[mo_cara]

dId SoMe MoThErFuCkEr WhAt WeReN't ChEvY mAkE eM tOo?

[mo_cara]

Oh I gEt It.
He'S fRoM mOtHeRfUcKiN dEeP pUrPlE!

[mo_cara]

oH sHiT yEs!
DeTrOiT mOtHeRfUcKiN sTeEl!

[mo_cara]

I wOuLdN't WaNt To, BrO!
bUt If ThEy AlL gOt ThEiR sTaMpEdE oN, wHaT's A mOtHeRfUcKeR sUpPoSeD tO dO?

[concern]

I really hope you're not going to get into a situation where that's likely!

[ladyliberty]

I wanna try that!

[mo_cara]

dO yOu KnOw WhAt To Be AlL dOiNg In A cAr?

[mo_cara]

i DoN't KnOw.
ThErE aRe A lOt Of MoThErFuCkIn CoWs In AmErIcA, rIgHt?

[ladyliberty]

I know a couple things.

[concern]

I'm not quite sure. I doubt that the whole country is covered in that many cattle, though.

[mo_cara]

i GuEsS tHeY pRoBaBlY dOn'T lIvE iN tHe CiTy.
I nEvEr SeEn AnY iN pIcTuReS oF dEtRoIt.

[mo_cara]

i GuEsS yOu KiNd Of HaVe To KnOw HoW tO dRiVe To HiT cOwS cAuSe ThEy MiGhT rUn AwAy.
ThAt'D bE KiNd Of WhAcK tO tHe CoWs ThOuGh.

[concern]

If it's a populous area, I doubt there would be too many, no. Maybe a few, but not enough for a stampede.