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[mo_cara]

Ok, So i hAvE A QuEsTiOn.
If yOu aLl pEoPlE WeRe gOiNg tO Go oN A CrAzY MoThErFuCkIn rOaD TrIp wHaT KiNd oF CaR WoUlD YoU TaKe.
BeCaUsE I ThInK ThE 1970 cHaRgEr iS ThE BiTcHtItS BeCaUsE It cOmEs iN ThE MoSt aMaZiNg PlUm pUrPlE YoU EvEr dOnE Up aNd sEeN.
I MeAn tHaT ShIt iS MoThErFuCkIn sWeEt.
BuT ThE 1967 iMpAlA Is pReTtY MoThErFuCkIn gOoD, tOo.
LiKe tHaT MiRaClE MaChInE LoOkS LiKe iT CoUlD TaKe dOwN FiVe mOtHeRfUcKiN CoWs aNd nOt eVeN Be aLl sToPpInG Or gEtTiNg dEnTeD Or sHiT.
AnD It cOmEs iN PuRpLe, ToO, lIkE IaN GiLlIaN.
ExCePt rAoUl dUkE ToTaLlY HaD A ChEvY CaPrIcE.
HaVe yOu eVeR NoTiCeD AlL ThE MoThErFuCkIn cArS HeRe aRe tInY ExCePt fOr tHe lOrRiEs?
WhY ThE FuCk iS ThAt?

Comments

[mo_cara]

hAhA, hElL yEs, It'S fUcKiNg MeTaL!
sO dOeS tHaT mEaN yOu DoN't WaNt To CoMe OvEr?

[yerawwizarderi]

do you wwant me to come ovver

[mo_cara]

FuCk YeS, mY bRoThEr!

[yerawwizarderi]

then fine ill come
since you wwant me to

[mo_cara]

FuCkIn A RiGhTeOuS!
oH, sHiT, bRo, I gOtTa AsK, dO yOu LiKe ThE sEa BeCaUsE mE aNd My MoTRhErFuCkIn Da LiVe By ThE sEa.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat kind a question is that
wwho doesnt like the sea
mudlicking dirtscrapin fuckin inlanders thats wwho and they can go to shell cause they dont knoww wwhat theyre missin

[mo_cara]

HaHa, Go To ShElL, wOrD uP mY BrOtHeR!
bUt YeAh I fEeL kInD oF sOrRy FoR tHoSe MoThErFuCkErS wHaT dOn'T bE lIkIn ThE sEa.
It'S kInD oF MoThErFuCkIn ScArY, bUt FuLl Of ThEm MiRaClEs, ToO!

[yerawwizarderi]

oh my god
dont evven fuckin start wwith the miracles
they arent real you sad piece a shit theyre somethin fakey fake you made up in your head for wwhatevver fuckin reason

[mo_cara]

NaH, tHaT sHiT bE aS rEaL aS cAn Be BrO.
yOu JuSt GoT tO gEt YoUr BeLiEvE oN!

[yerawwizarderi]

no no no
its not real
howw many times do i got to say this
maybe if you stopped smokin evverythin you could get in a fuckin scrap a paper you wwould figure that out

[mo_cara]

oH, hEy, NoW, bRo, DoN't Be HaRsHiN a MoThErFuCkEr'S bUzZ.
aNyWaY, YoU kNoW i AiN't AlLoWeD tO bE dOiNg ThAt At ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN sChOoL.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhen did that evver fuckin stop you

[mo_cara]

YoU bE tRyInG tO gEt A mOtHeRfUcKeR eXpElLeD?

[yerawwizarderi]

no a course not
i wwasnt implyin anythin illegal in the here and noww
my mistake

[mo_cara]

ThAt'S wHaT i MoThErFuCkIn ThOuGhT.
HONK.

[yerawwizarderi]

quit honkin its fuckin wweird

[mo_cara]

mAn, No, A bRoThEr HaS gOt To GeT hIs HoNk On SoMeTiMeS!
cHeCk It: HONKhonkHONKhonk!
YoU sHoUlD tRy It, BrO!

[yerawwizarderi]

absolutely not
i wwould not be caught dead honkin and i am upright fuckin embarrassed that you do it so often in my company

[mo_cara]

NaH, yOu'D lIkE iT.
lOoSeNs A mOtHeRfUcKeR rIgHt Up. ;o)

[yerawwizarderi]

i can be loose
wwhen i fuckin wwant to be
i absolutely can

[mo_cara]

ThEn GiVe Me A hOnK, mY fInE fReE fLoAtInG mOtHeRfUcKeR!

[yerawwizarderi]

im not hokin gamz
no wway no fuckin howw