Five Sick Beats - filtered from staff

[clockspinner]

so who wants to come over to casa strider from the 25th to the 29th
or anytime therein
bigass slumber party
if you can read this youre invited

Comments

cant let those square adults find out

[clockspinner]

bring whatever you want
but leave the roofies out of it

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[arrogantalloy]

You say that like I need them.

You cut me real deep, Strider.

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[clockspinner]

wont be nearly as deep as i will cut you if you try to pull any dodgy shit
besides its a one bedroom flat so you might as well leave your libido at home

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[arrogantalloy]

The libido and I are one. You can't have one without the other.

But hey, don't worry your flat is fine. I wont do anything in your flat that I wouldn't do at my own place, okay?

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[clockspinner]

somehow thats
not exactly comforting
just keep in mind that ill make kebab meat out of you faster than you can say statutory rape if you touch a hair on the heads of the 11 year olds
we got a deal stark

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[arrogantalloy]

Better than staining your sheet's, Strider.
It's only statutory rape if I was over 18.

But we have a deal. I'll keep to my "For third years and up" labelling
attached at all times.

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[clockspinner]

awesome
good man
sew it into your underpants too

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[arrogantalloy]

I don't know how I should feel about the fact,that I actually considered that for a second. I'm going to blame it on your bad influence.

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[clockspinner]

my influence is flawless
i am an excellent example that everyone should follow

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[arrogantalloy]

Well, it's not like following your influence could make me any worse.

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[clockspinner]

wow you might wanna get that serious case of the jellies checked out

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[arrogantalloy]

Not gonna happen. Yours is a level of perfection I could never obtain. So I kinda have to keep green about it all.

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[clockspinner]

sucks for you bro
whatre you bringing to the party

I keep forgetting snarky comments about this being hidden

[arrogantalloy]

My life is a hard one.
Other than my toned self, probably Bruce. But, when it comes to party making material to bring, it's more of a question of how much I can get Jarvis to send to your flat.