Five Sick Beats - filtered from staff

[clockspinner]

so who wants to come over to casa strider from the 25th to the 29th
or anytime therein
bigass slumber party
if you can read this youre invited

Comments

same filter

[selfhatred]

...EVEN ME?

[He was going to refrain from commenting but they were okay with each other now, right?]

same filter

[clockspinner]

[There's a long pause before the answer comes.]


you can read it cant you

same filter

[selfhatred]

JUST MAKING SURE YOU DIDN'T MISPELL 'EVERYONE BUT KARKAT'.

private

[clockspinner]

i thought we got through this already

and by the way youre welcome to stay the whole week
pending you not making an ass of yourself and talking shit about me and bro to the little d
since your aunt and uncle are going on the same trip bro is

Because all the cool kids keep this filtered

[arrogantalloy]

Can't stop me from coming. Nope.

Do we need to bring anything? You know like; drinks, or maybe pie?

cant let those square adults find out

[clockspinner]

bring whatever you want
but leave the roofies out of it

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[arrogantalloy]

You say that like I need them.

You cut me real deep, Strider.

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[clockspinner]

wont be nearly as deep as i will cut you if you try to pull any dodgy shit
besides its a one bedroom flat so you might as well leave your libido at home

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[arrogantalloy]

The libido and I are one. You can't have one without the other.

But hey, don't worry your flat is fine. I wont do anything in your flat that I wouldn't do at my own place, okay?

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[clockspinner]

somehow thats
not exactly comforting
just keep in mind that ill make kebab meat out of you faster than you can say statutory rape if you touch a hair on the heads of the 11 year olds
we got a deal stark

[givesyouaboner]

I second this.

[clockspinner]

good boy

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[arrogantalloy]

Better than staining your sheet's, Strider.
It's only statutory rape if I was over 18.

But we have a deal. I'll keep to my "For third years and up" labelling
attached at all times.

[givesyouaboner]

I'll make sure we have a lot of apple juice. You know, for when you get here.

_{[He's trying to get around the whole not being able to filter his comments thing.]}

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[clockspinner]

awesome
good man
sew it into your underpants too

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[arrogantalloy]

I don't know how I should feel about the fact,that I actually considered that for a second. I'm going to blame it on your bad influence.

[clockspinner]

awesomesauce
how you been doing little man

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[clockspinner]

my influence is flawless
i am an excellent example that everyone should follow

[givesyouaboner]

I've been okay.
I'm waiting for hols so we can have adventures.
Also, Roxy is going to give me the orangiest kitten.

[clockspinner]

fuck yeah all the goddamn adventures
is roxy coming over

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[arrogantalloy]

Well, it's not like following your influence could make me any worse.

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[clockspinner]

wow you might wanna get that serious case of the jellies checked out

[givesyouaboner]

She's staying for the whole summer, bro.
I'm being legit! I asked her auntie.

[clockspinner]

oh shit
sweet action
does bro know that the littlest lalonde is shacking up at casa strider

Re: cant let those square adults find out

[arrogantalloy]

Not gonna happen. Yours is a level of perfection I could never obtain. So I kinda have to keep green about it all.