Five Sick Beats - filtered from staff

[clockspinner]

so who wants to come over to casa strider from the 25th to the 29th
or anytime therein
bigass slumber party
if you can read this youre invited

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[givesyouaboner]

She's staying for the whole summer, bro.
I'm being legit! I asked her auntie.

[clockspinner]

oh shit
sweet action
does bro know that the littlest lalonde is shacking up at casa strider

[givesyouaboner]

Yeah he'd down with it.
I can do whatever I want as long as I don't knock her up.
But I don't wanna hit Roxy anyway so he doesn't have to worry.

[clockspinner]

sure okay kiddo
cant believe bro didnt give me a heads up that id be playing babysitter for two

[givesyouaboner]

Who said you were babysitting?
We can get down with our bad selves all on our own.
No supervision required.

[clockspinner]

someones gotta be there to make sure you dont stick a fork in an electrical socket
and other shit that only people over 13 can know

[givesyouaboner]

Do you really thing I'd do that?
Wow your lack of faith in me is astonishing.
What.
Now you gotta tell me or else.

[clockspinner]

or else what youll pee in my bed
no can do little bro
teenagers only

[givesyouaboner]

I will take one for the team and tamper with the apple juice.
Dude I can totally handle it.
Wouldn't it be better for you to tell me than to accidentally find out on my own?
Chances are I already know about it anyway.

[clockspinner]

its not something that can be told its just stuff you automatically know
you wake up on your thirteenth birthday suddenly wiser
same thing happens at 15

[givesyouaboner]

If this is about puberty stuff, I found pictures on the internet.
Seriously, man.
I'm not a little kid.

[clockspinner]

you caught me
i was totally talking about boners

[givesyouaboner]

Man I knew it.
You could've just said so.
What's so special about boner knowledge when you're older, anyway.