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[ladyliberty]

Someone get me out of this city. I'm stifling. I want to ride through the glen with my hair blowing in the wind and my boobs flapping in the breeze.

I don't have to remind you guys whose birthday is coming up, right? There better be a wicked-ass surprise party planned, 'cause I haven't heard anything yet.

Comments

[rule_britannia]

You're so poetic.
Really, it's astonishing.

[ladyliberty]

Thanks, I try.

/presses sarcasm button, floods the thread with it

[rule_britannia]

Honestly.
I am in awe of your talents.

[ladyliberty]

Aww, don't worry, I'm sure you could be almost as good as me if you really work at it.

[rule_britannia]

Oh, no, no.
I could never match your spectacular grasp of the English language.
I'd just be setting myself up for disappointment, I'm sure.

[ladyliberty]

Here, I'll write one for you then:

Caterpillar brows, caterpillar brows,
maybe one day
you'll become
a beautiful butterfly

[rule_britannia]

Really?
Really?

You can't find anything else to poke fun at other than my eyebrows?
How disappointing.
Alfred manages more than that, and he's an idiot.
I expected more from you.

[ladyliberty]

I could go after how you still slept in your parents' room practically until you went off to Hogwarts, but I didn't wanna be mean.

[rule_britannia]

You could, but that would be a lie and you know it.

[ladyliberty]

Would it really?

[cantstarvethisfire]

I never like staying in the city for very long.

[ladyliberty]

It's all dirty and gross! And you can't see the stars!

[cantstarvethisfire]

Why don't you ask your family about a trip?

[ladyliberty]

Are you kidding? Dad is way too busy for things like fun.

But that's okay, because I'd rather suffocate on smog than think about seeing him in a swimsuit.

[brothor]

I did not know breasts did that.

I do not know if I wanted to know...

[ladyliberty]

Oh, yeah, sure, big ones, if you're not wearing a bra.

[brothor]

Really!? Doesn't it hurt!? I did not think they were that light! They certainly look heavy. [Thor, stop.]

[ladyliberty]

Oh yeah, super heavy. It hurts mostly in the nipples, y'know. They tug. And your back hurts after toting 'em around all day.

[brothor]

I



I do not want to know anymore about breasts!

I am sorry!!!

[ladyliberty]

Aw, but they're fun.

[brothor]

They sound scary.

but they look fu

[ladyliberty]

Well they haven't suffocated anyone yet.

[brothor]

It is the yet that concerns me, Amelia.

[formyownhand]

You should be able to! What's stopping you?

[ladyliberty]

I only have to be able to say where I'm going and who I'm going with and when I'll be back and what I'm doing while I'm there. It's totally messed up.