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[ladyliberty]

Someone get me out of this city. I'm stifling. I want to ride through the glen with my hair blowing in the wind and my boobs flapping in the breeze.

I don't have to remind you guys whose birthday is coming up, right? There better be a wicked-ass surprise party planned, 'cause I haven't heard anything yet.

Comments

[ladyliberty]

Oh, yeah, sure, big ones, if you're not wearing a bra.

[brothor]

Really!? Doesn't it hurt!? I did not think they were that light! They certainly look heavy. [Thor, stop.]

[ladyliberty]

Oh yeah, super heavy. It hurts mostly in the nipples, y'know. They tug. And your back hurts after toting 'em around all day.

[brothor]

I



I do not want to know anymore about breasts!

I am sorry!!!

[ladyliberty]

Aw, but they're fun.

[brothor]

They sound scary.

but they look fu

[ladyliberty]

Well they haven't suffocated anyone yet.

[brothor]

It is the yet that concerns me, Amelia.

[ladyliberty]

Well you never know until you try.

[brothor]

I do not want to try suffocating!

[ladyliberty]

I wasn't talking about the suffocating part!

[brothor]

Then what part?

[ladyliberty]

The boob part.

[brothor]

Is that an offer?

[ladyliberty]

It might be.

[brothor]

Is it an offer I cannot refuse?

[ladyliberty]

Could you?

[brothor]

Probably not, to be perfectly honest.

[ladyliberty]

Not too many people can.

[brothor]

Then I shall have to say yes.

[ladyliberty]

Looking forward to it.