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vanamonde von mekkhan

1st Cup of Coffee

[Van hasn't been using his journal all summer; he's been busy with the shop and keeping the Jaegers in line. Apparently he hasn't been doing as well as he'd hoped, because there's Maxim, half-naked in a journal entry even the little firsties can see. Good thing the Von Mekkhans are masters of PR.]

I would like to publically apolo

[INK SPLOTCH]

I'm sorry that Maxim Jaeger is a ter

[I N K S P L O T C H

Okay

This isn't working

Maybe face-palming into the void will restore the karmic balance]

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I wish you the best of luck, based on your current track record. [Nope that's not a hint of laughter in her voice]

[It's okay, he knows it's a difficult job. But someone's got to do it, and his family's taken it upon themselves to for generations, so.]

I do wish out of school magic weren't forbidden, or I could fix this easily.

Perhaps I can just hide his journal.

Oh but then he might steal yours and then where would you be. Really he should be getting points taken away. Everyone can see that.

I believe Professor Peixes is trying and not making much headway. It's difficult to punish him by traditional means; he simply forgets detentions and I don't think he particularly cares about the House Cup, either.

[AAAAAAAH LIGHTBULB]

I know. I'll steal and hide all of his lingerie. He can't parade around in it if he can't find it.

...W-What?

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