1st Cup of Coffee

[thisperfectsaucer]

[Van hasn't been using his journal all summer; he's been busy with the shop and keeping the Jaegers in line. Apparently he hasn't been doing as well as he'd hoped, because there's Maxim, half-naked in a journal entry even the little firsties can see. Good thing the Von Mekkhans are masters of PR.]

I would like to publically apolo

[INK SPLOTCH]

I'm sorry that Maxim Jaeger is a ter

[I N K S P L O T C H 

Okay

This isn't working

Maybe face-palming into the void will restore the karmic balance]

Comments

[thisperfectsaucer]

I don't know why he's so set on rewarding you for being inappropriate. I don't think it's you so much as he wants to annoy Professor Peixes.

[Not that your frilly knickers aren't worth five points to Gryffindor, especially since they were house colors, but still.]

[moveslikejaeger]

Ho, dot's exectly vhy he's doink it! [snicker, shrugging one shoulder carelessly] But ten points iz ten points. Hy tek it.

Chust like Hy tek dis pastry hyu zo t'oughtfully saffed fur me. [He smiles, waggling the pastry at Van before holding it up to his mouth, shoving his tongue into the center. Mmmm, cherry filling]