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[ficklefuckwit]

So am i to believe that this wild contraption actually allows me to communicate with magic-folk?
Im not entirely sure i believe it because it sounds so crazy but i do rather suppose i would like to!
If that is the case hello!
Im jake english and i suppose ill be attending school with you folks come september!
Im more than a little excited ive never actually been in contact with anyone my age that uses magic.
So its wonderful to meet you all!!

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[thelifeything]

I'm afraid I haven't dealt with many magic folk myself, but I do look forward to finally interacting with other children my age.
Yes! So far everyone I have met in our year seems to be exceptionally well mannered despite my expectations.
Father had led me to believe that Muggleborn folk are simply barbaric while they really do seem quite pleasant.

[ficklefuckwit]

Oh i certainly hope not!
If muggleborns are meant to be barbaric then i have certainly been going about my life entirely wrong.
Unless i am in fact barbaric and dont realize.
So are you a pureblooded witch then miss crocker?

[thelifeything]

I am indeed.
And you are a Muggleborn correct, Mister English?
I apologize. I haven't had the pleasure of interacting with many Muggleborn wizards or witches yet.
While my cousin John prefers to engage in Muggle paraphernalia, father has quite...forbidden me from doing so despite his efforts to raise me with an open mind.

[ficklefuckwit]

Yes maam miss crocker.
My maternal grandmother was a witch but otherwise i believe i am the only magic user in my family. My mother is a bit... put off by magic though so i suppose thats good.
No need to apologize! Youre certainly quite pleasant yourself and one of the first pureblooded witches ive ever met so i see no reason for your apology.
That is a terrible shame miss crocker. Muggles have quite a plethora of wonderous things to afford! Supposing it wouldnt get you in trouble with your pop i could show you some things.

[thelifeything]

I'm glad that I've given you a positive first impression on purebloods then, Mister English.
And I must say of all the Muggleborns I have interacted with so far, you are quite the charmer!
Well...I suppose what father doesn't know won't hurt him, will it?

[ficklefuckwit]

Most assuredly.
Poppycock im not a charmer! I simply call it like it is.
Of course not!
And i would hardly expose you to anything dangerous or unfitting of a lady.
Ill bring along some of my favorite muggle movies to share with you.

[thelifeything]

Oh my no, you're being much too modest!
Hush now, I'm not afraid to get into a little danger. Why I wouldn't be a detective if I didn't get my hands dirty once in a while.
Oh! You like Muggle movies as well? You'll get along with my cousin John then.

[ficklefuckwit]

Youre quite the flatterer yourself miss crocker.
A detective! My stars what a spunky lass you are.
Muggle movies are simply the greatest my dear.
I will bring to share only the best!!
Which... admittedly will be quite hard as i find them all to be completely spectacular.
You being a detective are you a fan of mysteries miss crocker?