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[mo_cara]

sO hOw OfTeN dOeS eVeRyBoDy Be WaNkInG?
i GuEsS mAyBe NeVeR fOr ThE lItTlE mOtHeRfUcKeRs, BuT eVeRyOnE eLsE?

Comments

[ladyliberty]

Oh, well you should have said so.

[ladyliberty]

Tell me about it.

[bubblingover]

did anyone know you were going to post t)(is?
maybe just ask someone next time before posting?
I am even more t)(an )(appy to look over entries before you post t)(em!!

[gloriousandfree]

I thought it was implied!

[ladyliberty]

They needed a woman's response, Mad! None of the other girls were answering.

[gloriousandfree]

Maybe we have dignity.

[ladyliberty]

Don't start with that.

[moveslikejaeger]

yeah i think thats what it is too i showed my mamma and she just looked at me like why do you think i care and went back to cooking
shell probably be hearing about it from the teachers soon tho
again

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[mo_cara]

MaYbE yOu ShOuLd MaKe OuT wItH hIm AnD sEe If YoU lIkE iT.
iF iT's AlL nAsTy AnD sHiT yOu PrObAbLy ShOuLdN't DaTe ThE dUdE.

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[mo_cara]

hOw CoMe?
ThErE wAs LoTs Of ShIt I dIdN't ThInK oN tIl I dOnE iT.

[allisnotlost]

oh hell no
ugh
id rather fuckin DIE if i became a muggle
i just mean for shit like wwell
this to not happen so frequently

that actually sounds really nice
plus i figure wwhat other wway wwould i get to knoww you before school starts up
because i knoww for a fact shits gonna get a lot more busy once it starts up
plus i might as wwell givve father a small break and not spend the rest of my summer around the house or in my room

real men dont cry though an im not gonna start doin it
besides i dont need to

Some time later ...

[mo_cara]

I dOn'T tHiNk It'D bE gOoD tO bE sHoWiNg YoU aNyThInG, cHiCa, SoRrY.

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[selfhatred]

I THINK IT'S DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE LIKE...THE TOPIC.
WHO KNOWS?

[mo_cara]

[Gamzee is a little confused why no one ever seems to understand the slang term 'birds', but maybe it's a pureblood thing? Or Americans?]

nAh, NoT fEaThErBeAsTs, I mEaN cHiCaS.
bUt We WaS JuSt TalkInG aBoUt HoW wE aLl DiD iT dIfFeReNt nUmBeRs Of TiMeS, aNd WoNdErInG wHaT wAs NoRmAl, AnD aLsO iF lAdIeS dO iT mOrE oR lEsS tHaN dUdEs BeCaUsE oF nErVeS.
aNd ThEn We GoT iN tRoUbLe.

[mo_cara]

bEtTeR mAkE nIcE, bRo.
I tHiNk BiRdS lIkE pReZzIeS.

[bubblingover]

I'm sorry about my mother!!
i )(ad no idea at t)(e time that s)(e was reading over my s)(oulder
i really didn't mean to get you into suc)( trouble

[mo_cara]

aIn'T yOuR fAuLt, SwEeTnEsS.
yOu AiN't In No TrOuBlE, iS yOu?

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[mo_cara]

WeLl, I gUeSs YoU'lL bE fInDiNg OuT oNe DaY!
;o)

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[selfhatred]

MAYBE.
(:B

[bubblingover]

Not really t)(ankful
i just feel bad for everyone w)(o )(as to experience my mot)(er's rage
s)(e is just really overprotective
like any mot)(er would be

[mo_cara]

Is ThAt HoW tHeY iS?
i DoN't My MaM wAs ThAt WaY, tHoUgH.

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[mo_cara]

aIn'T nO mAyBe, BeSt FrIeNd!
SoMe FiNe MoThErFuCkEr Be CoMiNg AlOnG aNy DaY wAnTiNg To Be AlL uP iN yOuR tAsTe ReCePtAcLeS.

[allamericanreject]

Maybe but I doubt it. We're all still human beings and our bodies should be the same right?
I guess anyway. I'd like to think I'm average.

[allamericanreject]

Well yeah most dudes are straight right? ^__^ I'm straight! Yep!

[Nope.]

[mo_cara]

ThAt'S wHaT wE'Re TrYiNg To FiNd OuT, bRo!

[And actually goes to Google 'wizard wank rate'. Huh.]

I gUeSs If ThE wAnK iS mAgIc, It CaUsEs 0.1 DaMaGe PeR SeCoNd.
AnD tHiS oNe MoThErFuCkEr SaYs It WrInKlEs YoUr PrIcK aNd MaKeS yOuR pInS hUrT aNd YoU cAn'T nEvEr GeT mArRiEd.