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i'm sorry, won't be using this journal no more, so you all can tell your parents ain't no motherfuckers going to be writing bad shit no more.

[Private to Eridan]
i'm sorry.
i won't be looking at you or nothing any more.
if you want me to shut my chute when you're around, too, i'll do that.
i fucked up.

[Private to Shinra.]
i ain't gonna be on here no more, so give me your address, i'll figure out the bus and then walk to where you live.
you can owl me if you want, but i don't guess it's very good for me to be on these.

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I ain't never murdered nobody, even if I know some motherfuckers who downright be needing a little blood letting. [casually] That's my da's filleting knife.

Man, though, you always be busy! Ain't you never just getting your relax on?

Well, I'm sure there's always time for that. It's not a bad knife, that's for sure.

[He cuts into it a few more times then holds the knife handle open to Gamzee to take it.]

There you go, get you're nose into that citrus.

What are you talking about? That is how I relax, especially with the cars.

[Gamzee happily sniffs the air, grinning lazily.] I mean, ain't you ever just wanting to up and turn your think sponge off? Just, you know, be all thinking nothing for awhile?

You know, I don't think I could switch off if I tried. I've been like this since I was. Um. four? I was building and playing with muggle electronics.

[He starts to suck and chew on an orange slice]

What was all wrong with your sponge before then? [curiously]

Nothing was wrong with my sponge, I just happened to get out from under the nannies gaze long enough to get into my Dad's workspace and play with what he had.

You can only do so much with Legos

Man, not true, you can do some amazing shit with Legos. There is like a whole motherfuckin' museum for it. [earnestly]

Well, okay. Yes, but when you're three and a half you can make a house, a car, and if you have enough a small town.

Spaceships! [Gamzee enthuses.] I used to try and be making clowns, but they don't work so good for that. But I guess I was bigger then, and not so smart like you are.

If you have enough small pieces you could make a clown easily enough.

[Yup, he's that much of a engineering nerd, where he knows what kind of lego blocks you'd need to make something.]

Not many people are smart like me, but at the same time. I didn't really have any friends until I came here so...

How come you didn't have no friends? [surprised] You're such a motherfuckin' smooth dude!

Apparently narcissism, and arrogance aren't really things that encourage people to want to know you. But hey, smooth, that's a new thing to be called when people aren't being sarcastic.

I ain't much good at being sarcastic. [admits] And lots of people what are douchebags have friends. I guess they was just all jealous and shit. [generously]

It's one of the reasons I have no problems with you. This much is a fact.

Yeah not so sure about the jealous thing.

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