Journal Entry #3

[doctorkishitani]

I am very sorry I initiated a discussion on masturbation over the school journals and while I still don't really understand why that was wrong of us to do, I can assure you that it won't happen again.
Makara, Jaeger and I were just trying to determine a statistic and weren't intending to get any of you into any kind of trouble with your parents. We are sorry that we ended up doing so.
But in any case, this was all primarily my fault. Makara and Jaeger were only peripherally involved so they shouldn't be held responsible.

Captor, I'm also very sorry for breaking your nose while we were at camp. In fact, I think I'm probably more sorry about that than anything else. Principally because I can't remember why I did it. In any case, I hope you're feeling better. And you're very good with jinxes! I was impressed.

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[moveslikejaeger]

yes exactly

close enough!

nah takes too long im going to call him the muggle way

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[doctorkishitani]

That would be a lot faster than writing to him, wouldn't it? I'll probably have to owl him though. I don't have a telephone and I'm fairly sure Gamzee isn't on the floo network. In any case, he's coming to visit me next week, so I'll see him then.

[There's a pause. And then an inkblot]

Am I going to get thrown out of the pack for being a douchewaaffle?

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[moveslikejaeger]

yes my family is kind of weird like that we use a lot of muggle things because their convienent

no because i know you dont mean to be

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[doctorkishitani]

I don't think that's weird.
It's unorthodox, but it makes sense. From what I know, a lot of muggle technology is more practical than ours.

How can I be a douchewaaffle if I don't mean to be one?
Maybe I'm a douchewaaffle on a subconscious level. I hope that isn't the case.

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[moveslikejaeger]

im just going to come out and say it is like telys and mobiles are great way less awful than floo tho and having to wait for the paper for news i mean seriously it seems like everyone is so behind the times also mp3 players

no sweetie you just have the common sense of a fly its okay thats why you have me to help you out

i mean at least your not like lobeano fartgas that guy is a douchewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaffle