20 things that are horribly wrong with my life – [VOICE]

[nunganunga_k_o]

Why would a cat eat a quill? I ask you.

[There is a little girl's voice]

Ginger, can I talk to the paper people? I will sing my arsey song!

Libs, no, they don't want to hear–

–Sex bum, I am a sex bum, poo poo BUM BUM ARSEY!

Uh, sorry, my sister, she, uh, just learned to talk and–Ouch, don't bite!

PAT MY LITTLE FANNY!

[And the audio abruptly cuts out.]

[ooc: Trying to get back in the swing of rping! And non-North American characters will PROBABLY notice that fanny IS KIND OF A BAD WORD FOR A TODDLER TO SAY.]

Comments

[Voice]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Nothing but hastily stifled laughter over here]

Vhat a leedle cutie!

[Voice]

[nunganunga_k_o]

Are you the arsey man?

[Voice]

[moveslikejaeger]

[While most of Maxim is dying of laughter, part of him is wondering if he should maybe dial things back a little if a three year old is asking him a question like that.]

[Then again, it could just be coincidence and have nothing to do with his antics!]

Ya, dot vould be me! Vavink my fanny in de air like Hy chust don' care!

[Voice]

[nunganunga_k_o]

Ginger laaaikes the arsey men! Snoggy hog hog!!

[Voice]

[moveslikejaeger]

Schnoggy schnog schnog! Ahhh... but mebbe ven hyu older, ya? Ven hyu iz a beeg, beautifol voman!

[Voice]

[di_intraining]

Bloody Hell Maxim stop encouraging her!

[Voice]

[moveslikejaeger]

Vhat? Like she's goink to remember dis conversation in ten, feefteen years. Bezides, Hy deedn't teach dis language.

[Voice]

[di_intraining]

No, but you're not telling her it's wrong either! Children easily pick up bad habits when they're younger too, so it's best to stomp it out quick.

[Voice]

[moveslikejaeger]

Cuz de fonny man in de book's opinion iz goink to mean zo much to her. Und Hy deed say vhen she iz older, deed Hy not?

Iz not bad lanuage, sveetie, but it iz for grown ops. Zo iz bedder not to say soch tings or hyu make Greg's ears turn red.

[Voice] 1/2

[nunganunga_k_o]

But I need to do the bum dance, big uggy man, bum bum, tosser bum–

[journal is being WRESTED from her grip]

[Voice]

[nunganunga_k_o]

...Er. Just. Sorry. My little sister is...yeah.

[Voice]

[moveslikejaeger]

She iz a leedle seester. [chuckles] If hyu vant, Hy could go get my beeg brodders und haff dem tell embarrassink stories from vhen Hy vas dot leedle to make hyu feel bedder.

[Voice]

[nunganunga_k_o]

'salright.

And you'd think pre-school would have taught her how to be normal, but noooooo.

[Voice]

[moveslikejaeger]

Please... Hy go to Hogvorts, und de adults are schtill yellink at me to behave properly. Zum pipple iz chust born veird!

[Voice]

[nunganunga_k_o]

I don't think Hogwarts will help with being normal, it's a mad house.

[Voice]

[moveslikejaeger]

Zo vhat are hyu vorried about? She'll fit right in!