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[rule_britannia]

This has to be the worst idea I've ever had, but I'm actually considering trying out for the team.

I must be ill. Maybe if I ignore the inclination for long enough it'll go away.

Comments

[ladyliberty]

Well, this'll be a hoot.

[rule_britannia]

Yes I'm sure you're just laughing yourself silly.
I'm not getting into a discussion about this with you.

[ladyliberty]

Well I happen to be pretty good at quidditch, so if you don't want my wisdom, then fine.

[nobodyscrumpet]

Just make sure you tie up your ears if you do try out and get a spot on the team, Bunny.

Oh do try out. I'm going for keeper! And I would very much enjoy beating you.

[rule_britannia]

Don't you already do that enough?

I'm still debating it. You know I'm not athletic. I'm not even sure why I'm considering this.

[nobodyscrumpet]

No.

That's the lovely thing about quidditch. You just need to know how to stay on a broom. And know how to dodge things.

Surely use have learnt to dodge by now, Arthur.

[nomorals]

Well now, I didn't actually think you'd take me seriously.

[rule_britannia]

Not take you seriously, dear Marceline? Perish the thought.

[nomorals]

Some say I do have a strange influence over others~

[di_intraining]

Nothing wrong with a good game of Quidditch. Is there a particular spot you're aiming for?

[rule_britannia]

I should have known you'd say that.

Keeper seems to be the going recommendation.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Are you actually any good? We don't want any wets on the team.

[rule_britannia]

I'm fast and damn agile on a broom if I do say so myself, and I have a good arm and good aim.

Would that suffice?

[formyownhand]

I think you should try it, Kirkland.

[rule_britannia]

You do?

[doctorkishitani]

You might be ill, but you seem relatively coherent right now, so you're probably not delusional.

Why wouldn't you want to try out for the Quidditch team?

[rule_britannia]

Good question.

Why do you think?

[plushaeusrumpified]

And just why the hell is it such a bad idea? If you wanna do it, go for it. Quidditch is fucking awesome, everybody should play it.

[rule_britannia]

[Eep]

I'd hate to let the side down if this turns out to be a passing thing, professor.

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[mo_cara]

hElL, yEs, MoThErFuCkEr, Go FoR iT!
i'Ll Be ChEeRiNg YoUr FiNe AsS aLl ThE wAy Up!

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[rule_britannia]

Why do I have the feeling that's more literal than I'd like.

And why does everyone seem to think this a good idea?

[thesmallesttrickster]

The quidditch team? You do not strike me as the athletic type.

[rule_britannia]

I'm not.

[There's a pause, here]

Well I suppose that isn't strictly true.

[its_cor_aline]

I think you'll be fine! You just have to put your mind to it and practice!
Maybe everyone who's played Quidditch can put together a scrimmage game and practice for fun.

[rule_britannia]

Oh good lord, not you too.
It's all good fun until someone breaks something.