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van is a butt
he is my butt now but he is still a butt
i just thought you all should know

Already? Wow, you move motherfuckin' speedy. [Impressed!] How'd you all even figure that shit out, finally?

....Not like dot, Gamzee. [Sigh. He leans against the side of the cafe, twirling a bit of hair around his finger] Vell, after Hy got beck from England, ve sat down und tokked. About dot post hyu made, und de tings Hy said. Und he said he vanted to date me a leedle.

Because of the shit you been saying? [considers] 'Cause you was being all cool and a real good bro and like that?

Man, no! He don' tink Hy'm cool at all! He tinks Hy'm terrible! Ve tokked about de fact dot Hy'ff... hyu know. Jerked it to him. Und dot he deed de same to me. [And then he blushed a little, biting his lip. Not that Gamzee could see it, but that Van thought of him that way, just... made him all fluttery inside]

Oh. [pauses, then clears his throat] I don't think he's the kind of motherfucker what would go with anyone if he thought they were all being awful and shit. I mean, you been friends since you was wigglers, right?

[another pause] That's pretty sweet that you both was jerking off thinking of each other, though. [So romantic!]

Dot's... [He sighs, rubbing the bridge of his nose] Dot's not vhat he means. He means Hy em a terrible flirt und Hy ken't keep it in my pents. Vhich iz true. Hy ken't. Hy ken't at all.

[Which is one of the reasons Gamzee's never seriously considered pursuing Maxim - a dude does like to feel special, after all. But he is a damn good friend.]

Yeah, but ... I mean, you ever really tried, bro?

......No? [This is clearly a concept that has never occurred to him before]

Maybe you should put some thinks on it. See how it goes. [gently] I mean, I know all the ladies and gentlemen be loving on you, but you could try just with one dude for a little while?

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