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[moveslikejaeger]

van is a butt
he is my butt now but he is still a butt
i just thought you all should know

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[mo_cara]

[Yeah, okay, totally calling Maxim's cell for this.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Guess he should probably get off Van's lap and take this, huh?]

[His name totally shows up as "gamzs sexy butt" on his cell, btw]

Gamzeeeeeee. [whine] Van iz a butt! He iz a beeg, fat, thunder stealink butt.

[mo_cara]

Damn, bro, that ain't no way to be talking about the dude you been trying to get for ... motherfuckin' ever, I guess! [sounds both amused and cheerful]

[moveslikejaeger]

Hy haff not been tryink to get him! Ve chust kind ov... alvays been? [Maxim's still kind of pouting. Because he can be. Also he's kind of scared about this, but he's trying not to let it show] Vhateffer, Hy ken tok 'bout him howeffer Hy vants. He iz my butt now. Ve are butt buddies.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Oh... Congratulations, Maxim.

[The indents in the page are kind of deep, as if she might be writing a bit... Forcefully.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Maxim is not the type to inkblot so when the page is covered in them it's sort of telling. It's just that oh, and the way the page is messed up and oh god he wants to take everything back and flee to forever being single.]

[Yes, this is a good plan, clearly bachelorhood is preferable to breaking hearts, he is every bit as terrible as Van says he is]

[What does he even say? Curse being countries apart, if he was there he would cling to her and not want to let go. In the end, he just goes for a small and shaky]

thk u

[hairflyingheartpounding]

[Is she that transparent? The inkblots make her sigh; yes, they're telling, indeed.]

You're welcome. I hope you guys are happy.

[moveslikejaeger]

[It doesn't help that he's so very sure he's going to be awful at this. Mostly because-]

i still want to
you know
be your knight in shining armor and stuff
this doesnt really change anything about how i feel

[ladyliberty]

You know, I could have sworn you were into the ladies.

I guess this means your offer is rescinded?

[moveslikejaeger]

a lot of people say that but yeah i kind of really dont have a prefference i love all people differently

um consider it on the shelf? i have no idea how long this is going to last

[ladyliberty]

Well good luck, buddy. Let me know how that monogamy works out for you.

[filtered]

[moveslikejaeger]

kind of regretting it already

i mean i love van i really do i just

i have no idea what im doing

im terrible

u_u

[Filtered to Maxim]

[doctorkishitani]

Why is he a butt?
I thought you liked him.

[Filtered]

[moveslikejaeger]

[this would work a lot better if he wasn't sitting on Van]

becuz he made the anouncement before i could and hes being smug about it

[Filtered]

[doctorkishitani]

[Shinra does not know that Maxim is sitting on Van, so he will speak freely.]

I don't think that necessarily makes him a butt.

If anything, it means that he's probably liked you for quite a while, just seeing how he couldn't wait to make the announcement.

[Filtered]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Not like sitting on Van has stopped Maxim any, anyway]

nah hes a butt trust me but i like butts so its all good everything balences out

[patrioticspells]

Congratulations.


I think.

[moveslikejaeger]

yes congratulations!



unless you have a crush on me too for which i wouldnt blame you but i do want to keep track of all the hearts im breaking so i know who to make it up to

[patrioticspells]

No, my heart is still intact. I just wasn't sure if this whole butt thing was good or bad.

[allamericanreject]

Well well well~ This goes a little stray of that convo we were having Maxim. >:3

[moveslikejaeger]

well stuff happened okay? i siad i was waiting for van and i was this was all his idea

[allamericanreject]

I'm happy for you, I am! I'm glad it was his idea too. How are you feelin bout it aside from that he's a butt?

[dou8letrou8le]

We didn't have to know.

[moveslikejaeger]

sorry mein schatz but you must know no longer can i brighten your hospital room your love for me must go unrequited for i am a claimed man already i miss the sharp rake of your nails and the bitter sting of your harsh words

[dou8letrou8le]

Oh
No?
Whatever will I do now?

Who will m8ke me more chocolates now that you're no longer a8le to flatter me with attention?