(no subject)

[moveslikejaeger]

van is a butt
he is my butt now but he is still a butt
i just thought you all should know

Comments

[patrioticspells]

Congratulations.


I think.

[moveslikejaeger]

yes congratulations!



unless you have a crush on me too for which i wouldnt blame you but i do want to keep track of all the hearts im breaking so i know who to make it up to

[patrioticspells]

No, my heart is still intact. I just wasn't sure if this whole butt thing was good or bad.

[moveslikejaeger]

shhhh its okay steve you dont have to say anything i understand dont worry i will make everything right

butts are never bad

[patrioticspells]

Everything is already right.

Are you sure? There are some butts which I don't think are supposed to be good.

[moveslikejaeger]

steve you do not need to pretend i know no words can mend what has been shattered

well maybe stinky butts but otherwise i have never met a butt i didnt like

[patrioticspells]

Maybe not, but a promise not to shatter anyone else's hearts will.

Have you met a lot of butts?

[moveslikejaeger]

im trying not to its hard when your as gorgeous and loveable as me

sure everyones got one

[patrioticspells]

I'm sure.

Do you get personally acquainted with all of them?