02 - filtered to Arthur

[greenmoonrising]

 Hey

Arthur, you there?

Comments

[rule_britannia]

As touched as I am that you're sharing this with me darling...

Why are you sharing this with me?

[greenmoonrising]

I don't even know any more.

I wanted to get it off my chest I guess and it's not something I can talk to him about, you know? Last I heard he was bragging about how he's grown an inch taller in the holidays. He's convinced he's buffed up and he keeps going on about how the girls are all going to fall for him as soon as school starts.

Sorry, word vomit.

[rule_britannia]

He really is deluded. Most girls only look for one thing in a guy like Tony.

[Cynic. Arthur is it]

[greenmoonrising]

Tony's the kind of guy who's happy to give that one thing to all of them.

See my problem? Can't call it a problem though I guess, I mean, it's probably just a deluded crush or something. I'll get over it.

I hope

[rule_britannia]

I can't say I know how he'd take it if you told him.

[greenmoonrising]

I think 'panic and freak out' would be the mild response.

So it goes without saying, but don't tell him, okay?

I just needed to tell someone who wouldn't try to talk me into telling him like Steve might. Thor would just go and tell Tony himself or let it out by accident.

[rule_britannia]

God do not even mention that guy to me

Of course I won't tell and I'm shocked that you felt you had to ask

[greenmoonrising]

Better safe than sorry though I guess if I were really trying to be safe I wouldn't even have told you.

[rule_britannia]

It is a bit of a gamble. You know what they say about trusting a snake.

[greenmoonrising]

And some species of birds eat snakes, so. :)

[rule_britannia]

Very funny

[greenmoonrising]

I'm sorry sweetcheeks, I just want to gobble you up.

[rule_britannia]

My blushes, Banner!

[greenmoonrising]

Couldn't control myself, my apologies.

[rule_britannia]

All that 'I can't flirt' stuff really is utter tripe

[greenmoonrising]

I can't do it to people I'm actually sweet on I guess. It's easier to flirt with friends because then you're just fooling around.

[rule_britannia]

Hmm.
I suppose.
Best I don't try it on Greg though. He'd have an aneurism.

[greenmoonrising]

You should try it once - it'd be funny.

[rule_britannia]

I actually value his friendship, so perhaps not.

[greenmoonrising]

You flirt with me, does this mean you don't value my friendship? I'm hurt, really.

[rule_britannia]

I know you can take it, poppet

[greenmoonrising]

I'm butt-hurt. Really. Learn to relax a guy first, sheesh.

[rule_britannia]

I'll be more gentle next time

[greenmoonrising]

You'd better be, otherwise I'll cry next time.

[rule_britannia]

Oh Bruce don't tempt me