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[clockspinner]

what i did over my summer vacation
by dave strider



pictured here is the sweetass party that i threw while the professors were all away
of course bro wasnt mad i can get away with murder
besides no one died or ended up bleeding that badly




guess where bro took me as a reward
thats right suckers i got to go to knockturn alley
and not only that but



i got this cool thing
its a beaver fetus
its super tiny look at it isnt it adorable oh my god
from the moment i saw it i knew it was mine
and only five sickles too

i did other shit too but
i wanted to show off my beaver fetus

Comments

[clockspinner]

then slather me in mustard and get ready to take a bite cause that is my name
and im offended that you think its girly

i almost got a shrunken head but then they started talking and i noped out of there like my ass was on fire

[cantstarvethisfire]

You'll live.

Smart move.

[clockspinner]

only if you admit im probably a delicious sandwich

yep
hard to go wrong with a fetus in a jar

[cantstarvethisfire]

You probably won't live then.

[clockspinner]

wow rude
how can you turn down a primo offer of cannibalism like that
its not everyone i offer to let eat me
usually i save that shit for craigslist

[cantstarvethisfire]

Not the first time someone said that to me this week.

[clockspinner]

what can i say
you bring out the inner vorarephile in people