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[clockspinner]

what i did over my summer vacation
by dave strider



pictured here is the sweetass party that i threw while the professors were all away
of course bro wasnt mad i can get away with murder
besides no one died or ended up bleeding that badly




guess where bro took me as a reward
thats right suckers i got to go to knockturn alley
and not only that but



i got this cool thing
its a beaver fetus
its super tiny look at it isnt it adorable oh my god
from the moment i saw it i knew it was mine
and only five sickles too

i did other shit too but
i wanted to show off my beaver fetus

Comments

[cantfightthisfire]

Okay, you're still fucking gross, but. She's starting to sound like my mom, so I can ignore that.

You have a sister? Jesus, just how many siblings do you even have?

[clockspinner]

only one sibling technically and thats rose
but we have a surprisingly big ohana
that means family
family means no one gets left behind

[cantfightthisfire]

[... Don't. Just don't. Because... No.]

So I saw you mention shrunken heads to Katniss. What kinda of shit did they say?

[clockspinner]

meh they were fairly benign
also all tribal ululations and shit
i couldnt understand them for shit
their mouths being sewn shut probably didnt help

[cantfightthisfire]

Alright, I'm getting one and hanging it on mum's bedpost. Maybe it'll keep the dickheads away.

Maybe it'll keep her away too, but I doubt I'll get so lucky.

[clockspinner]

bad idea what if it learns
what if it starts parroting bedroom noises
do you really want to hear your moms moans filtered through the stitched mouth of a shrunken head

i mean i dont wanna hear my mom moaning period ever but idk

[cantfightthisfire]

Oh jesus fucking christ, nevermind. That would be just my luck, wouldn't it?

Back to the drawing board.

[clockspinner]

try talking to john if you need shitty prank ideas
some of the shit he comes up with is downright diabolical i swear

[cantfightthisfire]

[She hates John, but.

That could actually be a good idea.]

We'll see.

Have fun with your beaver.

[clockspinner]

i always have fun with my beaver