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sortinghat_rp2012-09-09 02:09 am
clockspinner) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-09-09 02:09 am
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what i did over my summer vacation
by dave strider
pictured here is the sweetass party that i threw while the professors were all away
of course bro wasnt mad i can get away with murder
besides no one died or ended up bleeding that badly
guess where bro took me as a reward
thats right suckers i got to go to knockturn alley
and not only that but
i got this cool thing
its a beaver fetus
its super tiny look at it isnt it adorable oh my god
from the moment i saw it i knew it was mine
and only five sickles too
i did other shit too but
i wanted to show off my beaver fetus
by dave strider
pictured here is the sweetass party that i threw while the professors were all away
of course bro wasnt mad i can get away with murder
besides no one died or ended up bleeding that badly
guess where bro took me as a reward
thats right suckers i got to go to knockturn alley
and not only that but
i got this cool thing
its a beaver fetus
its super tiny look at it isnt it adorable oh my god
from the moment i saw it i knew it was mine
and only five sickles too
i did other shit too but
i wanted to show off my beaver fetus
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its not about being straight laced and clean or else wed practically live there
usually unless were shopping for school we keep it on the muggle side
it was a reward for not killing anyone at the party
and i got a beaver fetus
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But hey, looks like you had fun and found yourself a nifty little carnival sideshow prize. So everything's coming up Dave.
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really
from knockturn alley
you can get fucking strawberries at tesco
is there such a thing as magical strawberries
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If Jarvis gave me a pickled baboon for every time I've had a party where no one's even broken a glass let alone kept it free from death. I'd have to buy a storage facility for them.
So really, I'd just have strawberries.
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i guess im just delinquently retarded or sth
because brod never left me in charge like that before
maybe because he was usually always around the flat idk
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Okay well yeah, when it's your first time in charge I guess it's a big deal. And hell, I enjoyed the party so it's not like I can really poopoo your getting rewarded for it.
I'm just saying. Strawberries. They taste better.