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[clockspinner]

what i did over my summer vacation
by dave strider



pictured here is the sweetass party that i threw while the professors were all away
of course bro wasnt mad i can get away with murder
besides no one died or ended up bleeding that badly




guess where bro took me as a reward
thats right suckers i got to go to knockturn alley
and not only that but



i got this cool thing
its a beaver fetus
its super tiny look at it isnt it adorable oh my god
from the moment i saw it i knew it was mine
and only five sickles too

i did other shit too but
i wanted to show off my beaver fetus

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[skullsandstuff]

Aww, so tiny! Eee, you named it too. I'm looking forward to meeting Midget. You've got a collection of this stuff?

It's probably fine if somebody checked it out. You're so lucky! Dad wouldn't let me touch anything in there at all, let alone get something.

[clockspinner]

i do indeed
some of the stuff are things ive preserved myself
but when i can get hold of bros credit card i sometimes order cool shit off the internet
like holy moses the biggest thing in my collection
cow fetus
yep
her name is bessie

[skullsandstuff]

That is so cool! I guess most of your collection's at home?

Are you in the dorms? I want to meet Midget!

[clockspinner]

yeah sadly
ive got midget and a stillborn pigeon on the half shell that i found on the roof
not actually sure if it was stillborn or if it just died for some other reason before it hatched all the way
it was the first thing i ever preserved on my own so its kind of special

sure i can come down
common room?

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[skullsandstuff]

That's neat--that you've got the first thing you preserved, I mean.

Ok! See you there!

[There's now a green-haired firstie waiting expectantly in the common room.]

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[clockspinner]

[Dave comes down with a jar in each hand. The little pieces of masking tape on the lid have been written on in red sharpie, the smaller jar says 'midget' and the bigger jar (that is just a jam jar with a half-hatched baby bird floating inside) says 'tiger'.]

Hey.