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[clockspinner]

what i did over my summer vacation
by dave strider



pictured here is the sweetass party that i threw while the professors were all away
of course bro wasnt mad i can get away with murder
besides no one died or ended up bleeding that badly




guess where bro took me as a reward
thats right suckers i got to go to knockturn alley
and not only that but



i got this cool thing
its a beaver fetus
its super tiny look at it isnt it adorable oh my god
from the moment i saw it i knew it was mine
and only five sickles too

i did other shit too but
i wanted to show off my beaver fetus

Comments

[clockspinner]

yes this exactly
rhydderch is a bag of cats that have been injected with methamphetamines
lessee you have to take potions transfig charms history astronomy and herbology
oh and flying
shit i totally spaced i was supposed to take you flying over the summer
its hard to find a place to fly in london
my bad
hows that class going anyway

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[givesyouaboner]

I don't understand how he's allowed to be a teacher. There's a difference in being an intimidating teacher and just creepy to the point where the first day I was in that class I wondered if I would make it out alive.
If I ever disappear inexplicably, I would start interrogation with him.
It's okay. Summer was a lot of fun without that happening.
Apparently it's a really exciting class.

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[clockspinner]

i mean its cause hes like
a professional potions master or sth
mercer may be a dragon but id rather have her over actual crazy voodoo master rhydderch

what do you mean apparently
you not been going

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[givesyouaboner]

But even still.
Stranger danger instinct > education from supposed expert,
Like, seriously. The vibes are weird.

"Apparently" refers to what the general consensus is among classmates, excluding my own opinion.

_{[This isn't a complete lie, because he hasn't attended at all.]}

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[clockspinner]

dirk
have you been skipping out on flying class

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[givesyouaboner]

Maybe.
But it doesn't matter. It's not like anyone's noticed.