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sortinghat_rp2012-09-09 02:09 am
clockspinner) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-09-09 02:09 am
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what i did over my summer vacation
by dave strider
pictured here is the sweetass party that i threw while the professors were all away
of course bro wasnt mad i can get away with murder
besides no one died or ended up bleeding that badly
guess where bro took me as a reward
thats right suckers i got to go to knockturn alley
and not only that but
i got this cool thing
its a beaver fetus
its super tiny look at it isnt it adorable oh my god
from the moment i saw it i knew it was mine
and only five sickles too
i did other shit too but
i wanted to show off my beaver fetus
by dave strider
pictured here is the sweetass party that i threw while the professors were all away
of course bro wasnt mad i can get away with murder
besides no one died or ended up bleeding that badly
guess where bro took me as a reward
thats right suckers i got to go to knockturn alley
and not only that but
i got this cool thing
its a beaver fetus
its super tiny look at it isnt it adorable oh my god
from the moment i saw it i knew it was mine
and only five sickles too
i did other shit too but
i wanted to show off my beaver fetus
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[Oh yeah. Totally making fun of you for using the word adorable and acting like a little girl given a kitten or something.]
If I knew that the way to your girlish heart was through the gifting of dead things oddly preserved in jars, I would have done it ages ago.
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rose youve known me for four years
how did you not know that the way to my heart is through dead things in jars
now you know what to get me for my birthday
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Oh, I did. I just like to pretend I didn't. Why do you think I enjoy buying your potions supplies?
I will find a fine specimen for you to admire.
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apparently we spent nearly a year together in pretty damn close quarters wombmate of mine
cumulatively weve known each other at least 4 years
there was just 10 years in the middle where we didnt know of each other
yes good my birthday is the day before yours
in case you forgot
that im older
and therefore wiser
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That's not how it works.
Wiser he says.
Like he thinks he's actually wiser than me he says.
Laughable.