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[clockspinner]

what i did over my summer vacation
by dave strider



pictured here is the sweetass party that i threw while the professors were all away
of course bro wasnt mad i can get away with murder
besides no one died or ended up bleeding that badly




guess where bro took me as a reward
thats right suckers i got to go to knockturn alley
and not only that but



i got this cool thing
its a beaver fetus
its super tiny look at it isnt it adorable oh my god
from the moment i saw it i knew it was mine
and only five sickles too

i did other shit too but
i wanted to show off my beaver fetus

Comments

[clockspinner]

man havent you ever read snow white
mirrors are contractually obligated to tell the truth
and this one distinctly told me shit bitch you is fine

[mo_cara]

LiKe I sAiD, cLoUdY mOtHeRfUcKiN lOoKiNg GlAsS.
bEcAuSe YoU aIn'T gOt AsS eNoUgH tO lAsT fIvE mInUtEs.

[clockspinner]

id ask if you been taking a good look at my ass
but obviously you havent because you would have known that my ass is simply the best there is

[mo_cara]

MoThErFuCkEr, YoU bE hIgHeR tHaN mE rIgHt NoW iF tHaT's WhAt YoU tHiNk.
I cOuLd PuT yOu In A lInEuP oF nAkEd BuMs AnD yOu WoUlD bLeNd RiGhT iN, cAuSe YoUr AsS iS tHaT dUlL.