Journal Entry #5

[doctorkishitani]

What do you suppose is a good name for a goat? I've been trying to come up with one for quite some time, but I haven't thought of anything suitable and I'd like to give them a suitable name, since I'll be looking after them all year.

Maybe something will come to me once I meet them.

[Filtered to Gamzee, Maxim and Tony.]

How are you feeling? I can't imagine you were very well on Sunday.

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

Garbage. Name it Garbage.

[Filtered]

I was fine. Had the hiccups which, really was kind of annoying. But really, I got myself a kids pass to that party. Why, how'd you take the morning?

[doctorkishitani]

Why would I name it Garbage?

[Filtered]

I'm glad to hear that!
I was reasonably well, but I didn't really have anything to drink, so I think that probably went without saying.

[arrogantalloy]

Because goats will eat anything?

[Filtered.]

Rule one when partying. Keep hydrated.

[doctorkishitani]

But that doesn't necessarily make them garbage, does it?

[Filtered]

And that is a good idea. Although I didn't really do anything strenuous at that party, so it all turned out relatively well.

[arrogantalloy]

More a garbage bin, I'd say. How about pickle?

[Filtered.]

Get up to anything fun after I wandered off?

[moveslikejaeger]

name it goatse!

also i am just fine and dandy lol it takes much more than that to take a jaeger down

[moveslikejaeger]

wait you have a goat why do you have a goat i want a goat thats not fair

[doctorkishitani]

Professor Mercer assigned us each a goat. We're going to have to care for them all year! Isn't Professor Rhydderch assigning you goats as well?

And I suppose that's a nice name. I'll consider it, but I think I really should meet the goat first.

[moveslikejaeger]

noooo but its okay i asked professor mercer and she said i could have one too 8DDDD

now i have to think of one for mine too o3o

[doctorkishitani]

If you like, you can name yours Goatse and I'll think of another name for mine.

[bev_rage]

zazzerpan
u shuld totes name urs zazzerpan
im naming mine calmesis calmasis

[doctorkishitani]

That's a very exciting name and I'll definitely consider it.

You're Lalonde, aren't you? How are you enjoying Hogwarts?

[bev_rage]

u absoluelty shuld cause its a grat name

yea, ur...uh...shinra rite? i like it a lot so far!!! all the profs r gr8 and i rly like p much everyone ehere

[doctorkishitani]

[inkblot]

I'm sorry. I didn't really understand that.
Is there something wrong with your journal?

[notthebee2]

you 2hould name iit mood fethii2hii2m.

[doctorkishitani]

But that would only be a suitable name if the goat was a mood fetishist and I'm not sure it would be.

[pause]

Do you think goats have fetishes?

[mo_cara]

cAlL tHaT lItTlE hOrNy MoThErFuCkEr CAPRICORN!

[Filtered]

bEeN fInE aS fInE cAn Be. ♥
hOw AbOuT yOu?

[doctorkishitani]

That is a very appropriate name!
Thank-you very much for the suggestion.

[Filtred]

I'm glad to hear that. I did worry that you might be experiencing some unpleasant after effects, but I suppose I was wrong about that.

I've been exceptionally well lately. I'm very glad you asked.

[Filtered]

[mo_cara]

nAh, I dIdN't Be DrInKiNg So MuCh So It TuRnEd OuT oK!
i DoN't LiKe AlWaYs MiSrEmEmBeRiNg ThInGs AnD pUkInG, aNyWaY, uNlEsS sOmEtHiNg ReAl MoThErFuCkIn SaD hApPeNeD, aNd ThEn SoMeTiMeS tHaT's BeTtEr.

So WhAt'S bEeN mAkInG yOu So ExCePtIoNaL, bRo?
;o)

[Filtered]

[doctorkishitani]

I am definitely glad to hear that. From what I know, a number of students were feeling rather ill the next day. Which probably stands to reason. Do you mean to say

As it happens, I think quite a few things are making more sense than they used to. Which is definitely a relief. And rather amazing, if you think on it.

[Filtered]

[mo_cara]

wHaT kInDs Of ThInGs?
I mEaN, i FeEl LiKe We HaD uS sOmE tAlKiNg ThAt WaS fUlL oF mIrAcLeS, aNd ThAt'S tHe StRaIgHt Up TrUtH.
bUt WaS tHaT wHaT yOu Be MeAnInG bY rElIeF?

[caresawholeawfullot]

Heh, this goat thing sounds pretty cool. I don't think I know any goat-y names, though.

[doctorkishitani]

That's quite alright. I don't know many names for goats either, so I can't really criticize you.
I don't expect you would know many unless you spend a lot of time around goats.

Have we met? I don't think we have.

[caresawholeawfullot]

Uh, yeah. That makes sense.

Nope. I'm Ted Wiggins. Third year Gryffindor.

[doctorkishitani]

In that case, it's good to meet you! I'm Shinra Kishitani. Fourth year Ravenclaw.

I wonder how many students here are familiar with goats. They would probably have something of an advantage as far as this assignment is concerned.