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yes i know im sorry i just kind of blurted that out thoughtlessly im sorry i didnt mean to

Really, it's fine, shush, I'm not mad, okay?

shushing
i just keep waiting for that stupid lizard to pop up

What lizard?

the one that likes to follow me around and make sure i am aware of every mistake i make
especially when it comes to relationships
it really likes those
i hear the words jar of hearts in my sleep

Uh huh... Is it one of the ghosts?

What jar of hearts?

yes
although no one seems to believe me that its real

the one that i am collecting
only im really not not intentionally i didnt want to hurt rapunzel i really wanted to be good for her but im not good at all im a horrible monster and no one believes me about that either but thats okay because its better that way

Well if it's a ghost it makes perfect sense, though I've never heard of talking animal ghosts.

And we're back to that topic again - I repeat you're not a monster.
Have you tried to talk things out with Rapunzel?

i dont know why everyone says that we go to a magical school where werewolves and vampires exist why wouldnt talking animal ghosts exist too?

yes only i made things worse
although the monster thing really isnt about breaking hearts in particular but like i said its better people dont know

Seeing is believing for some.

I'm sorry to hear that. I guess it's one of those cases where she might need some time to sort her feelings out and let the hurt fade a bit?

:I

well no i was purposely being mean
i figured a clean break would be better than repeatedly stabbing her over again
so its okay

... Were you deliberately nasty to her so she'd hate you??

yes

I'm pretty sure that's anything but a clean break! She's a lovely girl, do you really think hurting her like that was the right thing to do!?

yes
because my having good intention will not save her from suffering at my hands
she is a lovely pure wonderful girl who does not deserve to be broken and blood stained
which is all that will become of her if she associates with me
breaking things is all i am good for
hurting people is what i am best at
that people think so highly of me is only a testament to my ability to lie
and now i am going to hurt you too because i cant control myself because i dont know how

Lucky you I'm made of sterner stuff but seriously.

You might be skilled at breaking and hurting people, but you're good at being kind and gentle too. That or you're at least learning how to be.

Cutting yourself off from everyone who's pure and wonderful is going to leave you very lonely - you're at school, it isn't made just to teach you academics, it's meant to teach you about social interaction.

[There's no response to this, because Maxim doesn't know how to respond in a verbal way. If Bruce was there, he'd latch onto him and bury his face into his chest, but he's not there.]

[So Maxim just curls up in his bed with his journal pressed to his chest instead. The pages might wrinkle a bit, and there might be a few odd smears, but no words come]

[Notices the silence and after a while:]

I'm out with the goats if you want to come meet Hulk while he's green?

kay

[And then after a while, Maxim will just kind of shuffle into the goat pens, looking a bit like a kicked puppy]

[Glances up from where he's tussling with Hulk, looking thoroughly rumpled with a smear of dirt on his cheek and glasses tossed off to the side somewhere. Squints and then smiles warmly, standing and lifting Hulk - still green and bleating ominously but at least not kicking as much.]

Hey, come meet Hulk.

[Oh gosh, Bruce, why do you have to look so cute like that? Maxim is just going to find his glasses quick first, before someone, be it goat or human, steps on them, and then he will be right over]

Dot iz a feisty goat, yah.

[Hulk just snorts through his nose and flails a bit to which Bruce response with a headbutt which quiets down the kid immediately.

Bruce smiles a bit tiredly and shrugs, holding Hulk properly so the kid won't panic.]

Just a bit - he's high strung but being turned green didn't help.

[he snorts at the headbutt.] Hyu gonna haff a sore head pritty soon if hyu keep dot up. Hyu schmott guys ain't got t'ick schkulls like de likes ov me.

[stepping a bit closer, he cups the goat's head in his hands, holding them pretty steady despite any thrashing] Hey now, hyu, hyu gotta be goot for hyu new pappa! He's gonna luff hyu und take care ov hyu, so hyu do de same right back, hyu hear?

[Laughs at that and shakes his head.]

Nah, I do it gently enough - he seems to like it for some reason.

[Hulks just bleats at Maxim and sticks his tongue out, legs flailing a bit before quieting again. Bruce just snorts and strokes one of the gangly legs.]

He's more likely to bowl me over once he's strong enough which at this rate could be tomorrow.

[Focuses on Maxim's face and asks hesitantly:]

Um... you okay? I didn't mean to pry or make assumptions...

'Courze he does. He iz a goat. Dey bump heads to establish dominance und schtuff. Hyu bump his head like dot, hyu schowink him hyu iz like his pappa. [He smiles at Hulk, leaning in to nuzzle his nose affectionately.] He gon' do it out ov luff, hyu know.

[He doesn't look up to meet Bruces eyes at the question, shrugging his shoulders and keeping focused on the goat instead, moving his hands to massage the Hulk's skull at the base of his ears] Iz fine. Ve Jaegers, ve iz like dem rubber balls, yah? Ve bounce.

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