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I'm really pretty excited about the goats, but I have to wonder why we Hufflepuffs are each being assigned one, too. I know Professor Mercer is head of Ravenclaw, so that makes sense, but us? It's not a bad thing at all, I'm just curious about it.

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I suppose.

[There's a pause as he tries to figure out how to continue this conversation. He hasn't had a lot of practice at them, but written ones allow him to go at his own pace.]

Would you like to see mine?

Oh! Yes, please!

His name is Book.

Oh, wow! Amazing! Book is a cute name.

I can't say I think he's very cute, but it's a name I'll remember. And he is docile, if demanding.

Going with a name you'll remember is probably the best bet.

Yes. The name provokes no reaction from him thus far, but I suppose he'll learn it. Though I doubt that matters--he keeps headbutting my hand in hope of food.

Give it time. And oh, well, goats are supposed to be stubborn, right?

Are they? I would have said greedy. He keeps trying to steal food from the kids.

Well, maybe yours is greedy, yeah.

Is yours better behaved?

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There is something seriously wrong with that goat.

Play nice.

What are you even talking about, anyway?

What do you mean "What am I talking about"?

Look at it! It's deformed!

No it's not. Not all goats look like

[And there the writing stops, and she doodles a quick and generic, but well-drawn goat.]

that.

I bet it's some sort of interesting species.

Well apparently you've been the resident goat expert all along!

Tell me, what new, exciting species of host is [pause] our associate from Ravenclaw looking after?

There's no need to get sarcastic, Tulio.

How dare you! I would never dream of being sarcastic.

I am genuinely impressed by your goat expertise.

You're incredibly difficult, do you know that?

At least tell me you've been staying out of trouble.

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Is there? I'm not altogether familiar with goats.

Look at it! It's malformed.
Or diseased.
Or something.

I don't know! I'm not a goat expert!

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He seems completely healthy. Dirty, yes, but he is a goat.

What exactly is it that you think is wrong?

[He'll be in trouble if the goat drops dead...]

Yes, goats are generally dirty and horrible, but this one goes above and beyond.

It's horns are too big for its head. Just look at it. It's unsettling.

The horns? They're not abnormal growths, just horns. It's probably showing off to the other goats.

It has two sets of horns, Dox.

Do you think that it willed itself to grow another set of horns to impress the other goats? ~~That would be kind of~~ That's completely impossible.

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