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Coriolanus Snow ([personal profile] drivensnow) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-09-18 07:09 pm

First Petal

It has come to the Ministry's, and therefore my, attention that Hogwarts is in need of some... Assistance. Given the Headmaster's unfortunate inability to keep things under control at camp and even now under his very own roof, the Ministry has seen fit to appoint me High Inquisitor.

I can assure you that this is a very good thing, despite what you may be thinking and on behalf of the Ministry I would like to formally apologize for the events at camp. It is unfortunate that his carelessness would result in such an unfortunate occurrence. I can assure you that while I'm here, none of you will get so out of control.

You may have heard that it was dark magic responsible, but I can promise you that this was a lie made up only to justify a few rowdy teenagers. This will not be tolerated while I'm here, believe me. Everyone's safety is of my utmost concern, and it's up to me to prune the thorny hedges and keep everything nice and orderly.

With that said, I do not tolerate disobedience of any kind, and if I catch any kind of behaviour like what was displayed at camp, the consequences will be severe. This is the only warning I am going to give anyone. I fully expect to get along with every student here, however, so do not let my faith go unrewarded.

Finally, along with my position as High Inquisitor, I have also been appointed Herbology Professor. But considering the importance of the position, it would be best for you to refer to me as Inquisitor Snow rather than Professor.
arachnoble: (Get out)

[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-09-19 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Working for the Ministry has given me insight. They're quite fond of lying and avoiding public unrest.
arachnoble: (really????)

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[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-09-19 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
No.

My daughter was a victim at that camp, and if you dare to suggest it was merely on account of a rowdy teenager, I am going to take offense to that.
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[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-09-19 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Vriska is my daughter regardless of who birthed her. Family is more than blood and genetics, Snow.

The Ministry wasn't there either when things happened, either, yet somehow I'm expected to believe they can prove that dark magic isn't even a slight possibility?
arachnoble: (you done fucked up)

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[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-09-19 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
If you think you have authority over me you are sorely mistaken.

Hogwarts staff checked as well. Highly skilled members of the staff, if you're curious. Their findings are different.

You could at least try to be more subtle with your threats.
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[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-09-19 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
The Minister has no authority over me. Unless he somehow has authority over French citizens, but even then I wouldn't obey him.

Under Dumbledore's. Are you going to get huffy because they didn't involve the poor Ministry in their investigation?
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[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-09-19 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
I've never been one. It's nothing I've kept secret, either.

I wasn't aware the Ministry needed to approve every little thing.
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[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-09-19 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not as daft as you think I am. Do I care?

No.
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[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-09-19 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
There are magical schools in France. I am more than capable of supporting myself and Vriska without this position, and I could very well teach her everything she needs to know myself.

I am not going to let you threaten me.
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[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-09-19 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
And what do you suggest I do, Snow?

Asides from total obedience, because that won't happen.
arachnoble: (focus please)

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[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-09-19 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
[There are several small ink splotches.]

And if I don't comply, you'll deport me and take away Vriska. Am I correct?
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[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-09-19 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'll think about it.
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[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-09-19 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
You'll get your answer.

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