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sortinghat_rp2012-09-18 07:09 pm
drivensnow) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-09-18 07:09 pm
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It has come to the Ministry's, and therefore my, attention that Hogwarts is in need of some... Assistance. Given the Headmaster's unfortunate inability to keep things under control at camp and even now under his very own roof, the Ministry has seen fit to appoint me High Inquisitor.
I can assure you that this is a very good thing, despite what you may be thinking and on behalf of the Ministry I would like to formally apologize for the events at camp. It is unfortunate that his carelessness would result in such an unfortunate occurrence. I can assure you that while I'm here, none of you will get so out of control.
You may have heard that it was dark magic responsible, but I can promise you that this was a lie made up only to justify a few rowdy teenagers. This will not be tolerated while I'm here, believe me. Everyone's safety is of my utmost concern, and it's up to me to prune the thorny hedges and keep everything nice and orderly.
With that said, I do not tolerate disobedience of any kind, and if I catch any kind of behaviour like what was displayed at camp, the consequences will be severe. This is the only warning I am going to give anyone. I fully expect to get along with every student here, however, so do not let my faith go unrewarded.
Finally, along with my position as High Inquisitor, I have also been appointed Herbology Professor. But considering the importance of the position, it would be best for you to refer to me as Inquisitor Snow rather than Professor.
I can assure you that this is a very good thing, despite what you may be thinking and on behalf of the Ministry I would like to formally apologize for the events at camp. It is unfortunate that his carelessness would result in such an unfortunate occurrence. I can assure you that while I'm here, none of you will get so out of control.
You may have heard that it was dark magic responsible, but I can promise you that this was a lie made up only to justify a few rowdy teenagers. This will not be tolerated while I'm here, believe me. Everyone's safety is of my utmost concern, and it's up to me to prune the thorny hedges and keep everything nice and orderly.
With that said, I do not tolerate disobedience of any kind, and if I catch any kind of behaviour like what was displayed at camp, the consequences will be severe. This is the only warning I am going to give anyone. I fully expect to get along with every student here, however, so do not let my faith go unrewarded.
Finally, along with my position as High Inquisitor, I have also been appointed Herbology Professor. But considering the importance of the position, it would be best for you to refer to me as Inquisitor Snow rather than Professor.
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I KNOW YOU FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS AND I AGREE WITH YOU DEFENDING DUMBLRDORE BUT SASSING A HIGH INQUISITOR ON HIS FIRST DAY HERE IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA.
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I am aware that every9ne likely has their redeema6le qualities, h9wever I will also reserve the right t9 say that I d9n't like this man at all. His victim-6laming c9mplex is extremely pr96lematic, and 6elieve me when I say that I will 6e n9where near as diligent with rep9rting the acti9ns 9f Peeves in the future, and may in fact distract the Bar9n while he w9rks his mischief.
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I DON'T MUCH LIKE THE LOOK OF HIM MUCH EITHER. SOMETHING ABOUT HIM JUST DOESN'T SIT RIGHT WITH ME AND THAT THE MINISTRY IS CLEARLY TRYING TO BRUSH OFF WHAT HAPPENED AT CAMP HAS ME INCREDIBLY CONCERNED.
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It's clearly a p9litical m9ve. T9 have such a disastr9us incident 9ccur s9 s99n after the lauded end 9f such a l9ng and bl99dy struggle is 9bvi9usly danger9us f9r the pu6lic relati9ns 9f the Ministry. F9rce-feeding lies t9 the masses has 6een a trick 9f the privileged few f9r as l9ng as there have 6een g9vernments wh9 feel the need t9 su6jugate their pe9ple.
Even still, if the Ministry dares try t9 punish th9se inn9cent students in an eff9rt t9 keep up appearances, I cann9t 6e held resp9nsi6le f9r my acti9ns. 9r my w9rds. I kn9w all t99 well the c9nsequences 9f feeling resp9nsi6le f9r harm c9ming t9 a fell9w student, and t9 see p9liticians c9mp9unding up9n that w9uld make me, f9r lack 9f a 6etter phrase, angry enough t9 manage a quite impressively acr96atic pir9uette 9ff 9f the nearest availa6le handle-like surface and int9 a 69iling vat 9f my 9wn liquid rage.
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I'LL HAVE A TALK WITH THE OTHER TEACHERS. IF HE SO MUCH AS MENTIONS PUNISHING THE CHILDREN WHO WERE EFFECTED AT CAMP, WE CAN STEP IN AND TAKE OVER WHATEVER HE HAS PLANNED IN HIS PLACE, DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE FOR THEM. MAYBE SOME GROUP THERAPY OR ARTS AND CRAFTS, SOMETHING FOR THEM SO THEY KNOW THEY'RE NOT BEING PUNISHED FOR THINGS THAT AREN'T THEIR FAULT.
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It may 6eh99ve y9u t9 keep y9ur distance fr9m me during n9rmal h9urs. I'm c9ncerned a69ut p9tential 6acklash fr9m my statements that c9uld adversely affect y9ur situati9n.
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I DON'T LIKE IT BUT I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. AT LEAST WE'D BE ABLE TO MEET TO CHAT AFTER CLASSES HAVE STOPPED FOR THE DAY. IT'S NOT ALL THAT UNUSUAL TO SEE A TEACHER CONVERSING WITH A GHOST.
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That's h9w IFILTERED
OR GREEN! ALWAYS WANTED GREEN HAIR. THINK THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH OF A DISTRACTION TO KEEP HIM OFF YOUR BACK FOR A BIT?
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Just d9n't hex y9urself 6ald, like y9u did in 2nd year.
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IT GREW BACK! AND FOR THREE WHOLE MONTHS PEOPLE DIDN'T GET US CONFUSED.
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Alth9ugh y9u sh9uld perhaps d9 red with g9ld stripes. 6eing as y9u are the Head of Gryffind9r H9use, n9w.
I think 6y sec9nd year, m9st pe9ple were starting t9 get the hang 9f it anyway.