First Petal

[drivensnow]

It has come to the Ministry's, and therefore my, attention that Hogwarts is in need of some... Assistance. Given the Headmaster's unfortunate inability to keep things under control at camp and even now under his very own roof, the Ministry has seen fit to appoint me High Inquisitor.

I can assure you that this is a very good thing, despite what you may be thinking and on behalf of the Ministry I would like to formally apologize for the events at camp. It is unfortunate that his carelessness would result in such an unfortunate occurrence. I can assure you that while I'm here, none of you will get so out of control.

You may have heard that it was dark magic responsible, but I can promise you that this was a lie made up only to justify a few rowdy teenagers. This will not be tolerated while I'm here, believe me. Everyone's safety is of my utmost concern, and it's up to me to prune the thorny hedges and keep everything nice and orderly.

With that said, I do not tolerate disobedience of any kind, and if I catch any kind of behaviour like what was displayed at camp, the consequences will be severe. This is the only warning I am going to give anyone. I fully expect to get along with every student here, however, so do not let my faith go unrewarded.

Finally, along with my position as High Inquisitor, I have also been appointed Herbology Professor. But considering the importance of the position, it would be best for you to refer to me as Inquisitor Snow rather than Professor.

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[seeringlight]

He doesn't have to do anything. He can just stop treating us like actual people. That's dehumanizing enough as is. Not that it matters since he already seems to be doing that with the entire student populace who isn't willing to lick the dirt of his shoes.
I'm not playing along. I'll continue to be a good student, but the point of a school setting is being able to speak my mind. He's already trying to silence us. I don't know why he would, but it just makes it even more suspicious. If there wasn't a good reason, I highly doubt that this would be happening at all. Why would he be so adamant about refuting claims by students and even teachers? This entire conduct is just leaving a terrible taste in my mouth.

Of course not.

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[clockspinner]

let me repeat rose
you do not
have him
as your professor
you know who is stuck with him
me and dirk and roxy
this guy is a total douchebag and a pox on the school but it sounds like its a temporary position so why in the titfucking hell are you pissing him off on his first goddamn day
jesus its not like hes taking over dada and refusing to actually teach us useful shit
its just herbology calm your tatas
again rose
i thought you were smarter than this
more flies with honey than vinegar
revenge is a dish best served cold
hes obviously not gonna pay attention to your snarky horseshit so you gotta retreat and make another plan of attack

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[seeringlight]

I don't care about if he's an asshole or if he could even be the scum of the Earth. I want to be able to freely speak my mind. If my opinion is wrong, I will apologize and it'll be another chapter in my book in which I grow. If we cannot make a compromise, than we will agree to disagree. Why is it suddenly black and white?
But fine! Call me stupid.
I don't even know where this revenge talk came from. I'm not interested in enacting revenge unless he's done something to deserve it.
It's like you're expecting me to start some club or army to go against his oppression or something. Ah yes, we will meet once a week in a secret place in which no one will know. We will learn what he could not learn under his watchful eye.