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Coriolanus Snow ([personal profile] drivensnow) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-09-18 07:09 pm

First Petal

It has come to the Ministry's, and therefore my, attention that Hogwarts is in need of some... Assistance. Given the Headmaster's unfortunate inability to keep things under control at camp and even now under his very own roof, the Ministry has seen fit to appoint me High Inquisitor.

I can assure you that this is a very good thing, despite what you may be thinking and on behalf of the Ministry I would like to formally apologize for the events at camp. It is unfortunate that his carelessness would result in such an unfortunate occurrence. I can assure you that while I'm here, none of you will get so out of control.

You may have heard that it was dark magic responsible, but I can promise you that this was a lie made up only to justify a few rowdy teenagers. This will not be tolerated while I'm here, believe me. Everyone's safety is of my utmost concern, and it's up to me to prune the thorny hedges and keep everything nice and orderly.

With that said, I do not tolerate disobedience of any kind, and if I catch any kind of behaviour like what was displayed at camp, the consequences will be severe. This is the only warning I am going to give anyone. I fully expect to get along with every student here, however, so do not let my faith go unrewarded.

Finally, along with my position as High Inquisitor, I have also been appointed Herbology Professor. But considering the importance of the position, it would be best for you to refer to me as Inquisitor Snow rather than Professor.
wwhatevver: (troll; .... dear lord)

[personal profile] wwhatevver 2012-09-19 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
wwhat dont tell me you need to laugh too

ps good job on gettin detention
proud a you wwait hope you havve fun
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[personal profile] notthebee2 2012-09-19 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
iit only prove2 my poiint.
hone2tly ii dont know about you but iim 2ort of 2urprii2ed at fiindiing 2omeone that ii2 a bigger jacka22 than your2elf.
wwhatevver: (troll; /roll)

[personal profile] wwhatevver 2012-09-19 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
oh piss off captor
dont you dare compare me to him in any wway shape or form
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[personal profile] notthebee2 2012-09-19 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
why, diid ii hurt your 2en2iibiiliitiie2?

[ It's crossed out with a single line, almost if it said that the author regretted writing it. This really wasn't the place to start a fight. ]

why dont you come help me wiith the green hou2e iif youre 2o exciited two prove your 2en2e of worth.
Edited 2012-09-19 07:23 (UTC)
wwhatevver: (troll; ... disgustin')

[personal profile] wwhatevver 2012-09-19 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[He was.

About to respond to that but... He'll save it for later.
]

but i wwasnt assigned the detention
you wwere
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[personal profile] notthebee2 2012-09-19 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
there2 2uch a thiing a2 2arca2m.

[There's a pause before the next sentence, almost like he forgot to write something.]

iit2 not liike ii want you there or anythiing, iidiiot.
Edited 2012-09-19 07:30 (UTC)
wwhatevver: (troll; hhhmmgh...)

[personal profile] wwhatevver 2012-09-19 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
noww is not the time for sarcasm

sol
wwhat do you really just miss seein me around so much or somethin


[SLIGHTLY SARCASTIC

MOSTLY SARCASTIC

WAT.
]
notthebee2: (what)

[personal profile] notthebee2 2012-09-19 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
what.
dude are you like an antii 2arca2m machiine.
the day iim iin a clo2ed 2pace alone wiith you ii2 the day iive finally gone bonker2.
wwhatevver: (troll; no)

[personal profile] wwhatevver 2012-09-19 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
i told you that its not the time for sarcasm wwhat do you expect
honestly if i wwere in a closed space alone wwith you id rather try to break the door dowwn than evven look at you
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[personal profile] notthebee2 2012-09-19 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
2ay2 the per2on who ju2t u2ed 2arca2m iin an attempt two taunt me.
dude really get your 2hiit together lmao.
wwhatevver: (troll; >8T?)

[personal profile] wwhatevver 2012-09-19 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
im like fifty percent sarcasm captor wwhat do you expect

[......Filtering this next part.]

fuck off his fuckin presence is stressin me the shit out and i cannot take that shit along wwith wwhat youre doin right noww
so stop
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[personal profile] notthebee2 2012-09-19 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
and yet you tell me not to be 2arca2tiic.
2iigh.
ii hate agreiing wiith you but ii dont like hii2 premi2e.
wwhatevver: (troll; yes i believe you)

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[personal profile] wwhatevver 2012-09-19 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
alright alright i get your point shut up
yeah hes makin it obvvious howw awwful he is
try not to get yourself killed hes evven wworse than a couple a other teachers wwho i wwont evven name because he tops them so fuckin high up there
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[personal profile] notthebee2 2012-09-19 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
He's even worse than your dad.

[Oops, sore spot there. Cross that shit immediately.]

I'm not talking about him being a huge bitch.

Think about it for a second, dumbass.

Powerful High Executor or some shit comes into a school with a shitty reason.

Are you getting it now?

Because there might not be a school to come back to next year if he gets his way.
wwhatevver: (troll; fuck off you dont know anythin)

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[personal profile] wwhatevver 2012-09-19 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you dare even put my dad near him in any category

[He is. Mad.]

Don't think I'm not aware of how much power he holds, just thinkin' of the title alone makes me wwanna givve him a side glance.

...

We gotta get him outta here though, there's no way he can stay here.
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[personal profile] notthebee2 2012-09-19 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, i scratched that for a reason. It's not my fault you decided to try to read it.

Anyway.

He's not taking over this school without crossing my dead body first.

I don't care how much detention he thinks he can give me, this is messed up.
wwhatevver: (troll; hhhmmgh...)

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[personal profile] wwhatevver 2012-09-19 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
It's kind of hard not to whenever the first thing I read was your dad.

Make that two bodies he's gotta cross.

... Even though I need to keep on my toes and not cause as much direct trouble because well, I don't want to risk my Dad gettin' into the shit I'd cause. He doesn't need that.