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[speterman]

[Someone is nightblogging on Dumblr]

So... Has anyone else noticed some... uh, well, weird things going on, because um. There are some pretty weird things going on right now. Like a lot of weird things.

Right, anyway.

Why do we bake 'cookies' and cook bacon? I mean, come on, you think we could have named things better here.

[Someone might be a bit hungry also.]

Comments

Re: [voice]

[speterman]

Dear sweet little- what. What.

[voice]

[eighttimeshandy]

See, don't you wonder why you missed me now? [sniggers]

[voice]

[speterman]

That isn't funny.

[voice]

[eighttimeshandy]

It was funny to me. Were you really that upset about it?

[voice]

[speterman]

You're dead, don't you have more important things to do than to tease me?

[voice]

[eighttimeshandy]

I'm dead, I have nothing important to do. That's the way death works, Peter. I can barely interact with my surroundings. Honestly, if you think about it, I have nothing better to do than to tease you.

[voice]

[speterman]

I really don't see the logic there.

[voice]

[eighttimeshandy]

Well, what do you expect me to be doing, now that I'm dead?

[voice]

[speterman]

I don't know. Not creeping me out though.

[voice]

[eighttimeshandy]

What's that phrase? Can't stop, won't stop? I'm sorry, Peter, but much like Arthur, you're stuck with me for the rest of your life. And now, I can do this.

[And then he rises up through the floor of the Ravenclaw dorms, arms spread and face tilted back to the sky]

[Because, you know, he has to do everything the dramatic way]

Action

[speterman]

[There's a loud thud as Peter nearly jumps out of his skin, accidentally flinging a sleeping Pillow out of his lap and onto the floor.]

Oh my god. Are you really going to spend your time haunting me?

Action

[eighttimeshandy]

[Gigglesnerk. Gosh, startling people really is so satisfying]

Oh no no no, Peter! Not all of it, at any rate. I have too many irons on the fire to spend all my time on you alone. But I do certainly intend to dedicate enough time to drive you absolutely mad!

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

[SNORTS.]

I'm not a girl, what are you talking about?

Re: [Action]

[speterman]

They are generally more sensitive due to lesser testosterone...


You're. Well. Um. Yeah, you are. Uh.

[Gonna open and close his mouth a few time looking like a fish.]

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

Peter, you're starting to sound delirious, maybe you should go to bed...? And remove this spell because talking like a girl is getting annoying.

[Action]

[speterman]

...okay, when I walk you over to the closest mirror you can't punch me in the head or anything, okay?


[He doesn't give her a chance to say no, he moves to lead her to a mirror.]

[Action] 1/3

[greenmoonrising]

Why would I punch you in the hea-

[Action] 2/3

[greenmoonrising]

[Action] 3/3

[greenmoonrising]

[Turns and KICKS PETER IN THE SHIN.]

WHAT DID YOU DO!?

[Action]

[speterman]

OW! Don't kick me! I DIDNT DO IT!

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

You must have! You said you wished I was a girl and then suddenly I AM A GIRL-

[Eyes flare green and she takes a breath, hands to temples and closing her eyes. Calm, calm calm-]

Just- change me back. Now.

[Action]

[speterman]

I DID NOT! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

[Hands up in surrender!]

[Action]

[speterman]

Not going to happen.

[Action]

[eighttimeshandy]

Yes, that's what I thought when I wished I was dead, and look where that got me.

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

Then what happened?

[Stares back at the mirror and just... freezes. Face going deathly pale.]