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[speterman]

[Someone is nightblogging on Dumblr]

So... Has anyone else noticed some... uh, well, weird things going on, because um. There are some pretty weird things going on right now. Like a lot of weird things.

Right, anyway.

Why do we bake 'cookies' and cook bacon? I mean, come on, you think we could have named things better here.

[Someone might be a bit hungry also.]

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[Action]

[speterman]

Oh, my, god. No, I didn't. I didn't do anything! I mean it!

You, uh. Might, not only, um. Uh.

Right well, erm, I don't know. I, um, uh, mean you might, are kinda, well you know. I don't know, a girl...


[Horror.]

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

[SNORTS.]

I'm not a girl, what are you talking about?

Re: [Action]

[speterman]

They are generally more sensitive due to lesser testosterone...


You're. Well. Um. Yeah, you are. Uh.

[Gonna open and close his mouth a few time looking like a fish.]

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

Peter, you're starting to sound delirious, maybe you should go to bed...? And remove this spell because talking like a girl is getting annoying.

[Action]

[speterman]

...okay, when I walk you over to the closest mirror you can't punch me in the head or anything, okay?


[He doesn't give her a chance to say no, he moves to lead her to a mirror.]

[Action] 1/3

[greenmoonrising]

Why would I punch you in the hea-

[Action] 2/3

[greenmoonrising]

[Action] 3/3

[greenmoonrising]

[Turns and KICKS PETER IN THE SHIN.]

WHAT DID YOU DO!?

[Action]

[speterman]

OW! Don't kick me! I DIDNT DO IT!

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

You must have! You said you wished I was a girl and then suddenly I AM A GIRL-

[Eyes flare green and she takes a breath, hands to temples and closing her eyes. Calm, calm calm-]

Just- change me back. Now.

[Action]

[speterman]

I DID NOT! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

[Hands up in surrender!]

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

Then what happened?

[Stares back at the mirror and just... freezes. Face going deathly pale.]

[Action]

[speterman]

I didn't cast anything. I mean, weird stuff is happening...

[Let him just put more space between them and be uncomfortable.]

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

... I'm going to... just... go to bed.

[Takes several breaths.]

If this is a spell, it should wear off. Soon.

[Action]

[speterman]

I'm sorry!

... going to go to bed.... isn't Tony and Sherlock in your dorm?...

You're sort of uh, kind of, I don't know, um, you know, I don't know, a really pretty girl?

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

.............. Oh jeez you're right, Tony's going to insist he see my breasts.

[Groans and covers her face with her hands before snapping her head up and staring.]

Did you just call me pretty?

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[speterman]

In a purely platonic friend way.

[holds his hands up palms facing brucette]

I'm so done. I just spoke to two goats, watched one of my best friends turn into a girl and called him pretty. I'm done. Look how done I am.

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

Uh... thanks. I guess.

................ What goats?

[Sighs and runs a hand through her hair, frowning when it gets caught because hello LENGTH.]

Maybe I should camp out by the fire in the common room...

[Action]

[speterman]

Yeah, you're welcome, it's a compliment. I think. This is weird. I haven't slept properly in a couple weeks, I'm knackered and I still called one of my best guy friends pretty. Oh my god.

Zazzerpan and uh, Cabra.... Zazzerpan knew my name, Bruce. He. Knew. My. Name.





[He raises an eyebrow.]

In the common room, where everyone can get at you? Just take my bed, Pillow will wake you up if anyone gets near you. Actually, I'm not quite sure where she got off to. I'll camp out in the common room, or something.

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

... Did you go around introducing yourself to all the goats you headbutted or something?

[Fidgets.

I can't do that, you haven't been sleeping right as it is. Seriously I'll be fine, plenty of people just fall asleep by the fire anyway. If I cover myself up in a blanket they'll just wave it off like normal.

[Action]

[speterman]

...I didn't tell them my name though!

[Shifts uncomfortably.]

If something happened to you, it would be my fault. Not going to have that on my shoulders, I have enough of that, okay? Just take my bed. One more night of horrible sleeping won't kill me.

[Smiles.]

And besides, I can catch Bonnibel for breakfast.

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

Sure about that?

[Raises brow at.]

Ravenclaw tower isn't exactly reknown for students attacking each other at night.

[Smiles a bit at the mention of Bonni.]

You're pretty sweet on her huh...

[Action]

[speterman]

Yeah, I mean. I'll be fine. A lot of weird stuff is going on and I don't want anything bad to happen to you if it's a possibility.


[He falls quiet and looks to the ground before he scratches the back of his neck.]

Yeah. Well, uh, I mean, I don't know. She's amazing.

Re: [Action]

[greenmoonrising]

[Frowns at.]

I might be a girl on the outside but it's still me. I can take care of myself.

[Headtilts at and crosses arms, thoughtful look on face.]

Tried telling her that?

[Action]

[speterman]

[Stubborn look.]

If you do then I'm sleeping out there too. So, if you really want to ruin both our sleep, then fine.

[He goes quiet for a long moment.]

I might've, well, um, said something along those lines, and uh, kissed her.