sortinghat_rp | 03; Accidental Voice/Text

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03; Accidental Voice/Text

[At first when she wakes up, everything is normal. Perfectly normal. And then all of a sudden there is a very loud, very high pitched eleven year old boy's voice coming through the journals. If you're in Gryffindor tower, you'll probably see a very freaked out, panicking Jake English, and then.]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

[Seriously. SERIOUSLY WHAT IS GOING ON.

This is a dream isn't it? She's dreaming. She's having a nightmare. This is not happening. HOW THE FUCK IS SHE THIS THING?!

WHAT EVEN THE HELL.

It's a long time before any ink appears, as she attempts to wake herself up by pinching really hard. Multiple times. And yet she's still. This thing.

Finally she finds the journal because it's the only other option she can think of. The handwriting is shaky and weird, as if she isn't used to the hands she has now. Which... she isn't.]

What the fuck is going on?!

Someone fix this! Fix it right now!

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flamingadventurer]

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Erm. Yes. So it would seem.

In a way.

I see what you meant back then perfectly.

What the fuck are you talking about?!

Arthur told me about you before. Said sicing you on someone would be quite a sight.

[Also, you're my sister, but this is so not the right time to drop that bomb.]

Why the hell were you talking about me?

He brought you up not me. Because we were talking about... Someone he doesn't like. At all.

Edited 2012-09-27 19:50 (UTC)

That still didn't answer the goddamn question.

Why were you talking about me?

But I just... Fine.

[Filtered, hackable by Arthur]

Because we were talking about Professor Snow, and Arthur said he wouldn't mind sicing you on him, and I asked who you were.

I'M NOT ANYONE'S FUCKING ATTACK DOG!

As I'm sure everyone is perfectly aware...

Then what makes you think I would do anything to Snow? Why would you even talk about me like that?

God I could seriously just.

Punch you. So hard.

Ever since you transferred here you've been so goddamn weird!

... Excuse me?

I just think it's really goddamn suspicious is all! Who the hell transfers in like that for no reason? I wish you'd just tell everyone the fucking truth! You're one of Snow's spies aren't you?

The guy is a creep and he fucking brought you along too! It all makes sense now!

... What.

The.

Fuck?

Seriously?

Seriously?

Edited 2012-09-27 20:20 (UTC)

For your information, I came here because after finding the man I unfortunately have as my biological father, he told me he had another daughter, who, according to what he called "a psycho bitch" he met a year after my mother, contacted him about their freak of a daughter, was 'some sort of witch'. I came here to find her, with nothing but her name, and I didn't even know if you were still here until Arthur told me about you.

So no, I'm not one of Snow's spies, I'm your half-brother. We have the same father.

He says we can both go fuck ourselves, by the way.

[There are inkblots for a few long moments.]

You are the biggest fucking dumbass if you really think I'm going to believe any of that.

Now I just wanna punch you even harder. Because serious if you're gonna fucking lie at least be convincing!

[And suddenly, there's a voice post, and he has a very slight French accent that wasn't there before,]

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I didn't want to say it like this, or now, why the fuck did I blurt that out?

[There's a deep breath, and his accent is back to normal]

Look. I know this is weird, and certainly not the best time, but I swear, I'm not lying to you.

Edited 2012-09-27 20:38 (UTC)

Voice

flamingadventurer - 2012-09-27 20:42 (UTC) - Expand

Voice - 1/2

lefilschanceux - 2012-09-27 20:53 (UTC) - Expand

2/2- Text now.

lefilschanceux - 2012-09-27 20:55 (UTC) - Expand

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flamingadventurer - 2012-09-28 21:00 (UTC) - Expand

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lefilschanceux - 2012-09-28 21:07 (UTC) - Expand

What.

What?!

It's exactly as I wrote, even though I have no idea why I just did that.

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rule_britannia - 2012-09-27 21:49 (UTC) - Expand

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lefilschanceux - 2012-09-27 21:55 (UTC) - Expand

Really, Henry? Really? You're aware she knows where I sleep, I hope. If she comes for me I'm haunting you for the rest of your life.

Edited 2012-09-27 20:05 (UTC)

I tried to avoid giving her details, but she kept pushing! She's not exactly easy to say no to without fearing for your safety, you know.

Besides, her sights are on me, so I'm the one that'll probably be in the hospital wing.

Edited 2012-09-27 20:06 (UTC)

I'm well aware of that, yes.

I do hope not. I'm not sure how much more trouble she can get into before she's expelled.

So how much of this is her regular personality, and how much of it is panic?

Honestly? It's hard to say.

Scary.

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