Assistance Requested

[3potionproblem]

In the interest of an unbiased study into muggle behaviors and cultural discrepancies, I require a ^muggleborn female student to associate with me or at the very least permit me to engage in observational behavior including but not limited to tailing, watching from the shadows, and keeping close records on all activities, correspondence, and so on. Do not waste my time if you are already well aware that you are annoying and generally distasteful.

Please respond to this message with your interest. I will select the best candidate once all volunteers have come forward.

-SH

Comments

[bundangos]

Why would you want todo something like that? ◔̯◔

[3potionproblem]

Oh god, please become blind to any and all correspondence by myself. It will save us both a lot of ink and frustration in the future.

[bundangos]

Hey! Now that's just mean!

What have I ever done to you??? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[3potionproblem]

Existing thus far has been enough of an affront.

[bundangos]

R U D E

I was being curios and then you just go and be mean

You're horrible!!

[3potionproblem]

[Marks through her text to correct her spelling and punctuation.]
R U D E.

I was being curioscurious and then you just gowent and bewere mean.

You're horrible!!

Congratulations on the conjunction. [Star]

[bundangos]

. . .

JERK!

[And she slams her journal shut. Good job]

[brothor]

That is a disgusting way to treat both a lady and a fellow student, Holmes. You will apologise to her.

[3potionproblem]

No, I won't.

[brothor]

Why not?

[3potionproblem]

Because there's no reason to.

[brothor]

There's plenty of reason! You were rude to her and she did not deserve it.

[3potionproblem]

I'm no more rude to her than to anyone else of equal ignorance.

[brothor]

I do not think a person's ignorance is measured by their ability to spell so much as it is judged by their ability to see a person for who they are and not how they write.

[3potionproblem]

No, ignorance is a state of not knowing. Look it up.

No, wait, I'll do it for you:

ig·no·rance [ɪgnərəns] noun.
The state or fact of being ignorant; lack of knowledge, learning, information, etc.
From the Latin ignōrantia.

[brothor]

I know that much, so your condescending attitude goes unappreciated! Thank you!

I was implying that you do not know her and so you should not be rude to her!

[3potionproblem]

You would be right if I judged her based on anything I don't know but all my comments to her have been on things that I do know and do not appreciate about her. Therefore my comments are valid.

You make it seem like if I appreciated her as a person, I would overlook these things. I wouldn't.

[brothor]

And because of that you believe you are entitled to behave in such a rude way?

[3potionproblem]

I'm entitled to act as I like.

[brothor]

Then I am entitled to tell you to stop when you are being an arse.

[3potionproblem]

That's fine. You can tell me all you like.

[brothor]

You are strange.