Assistance Requested

[3potionproblem]

In the interest of an unbiased study into muggle behaviors and cultural discrepancies, I require a ^muggleborn female student to associate with me or at the very least permit me to engage in observational behavior including but not limited to tailing, watching from the shadows, and keeping close records on all activities, correspondence, and so on. Do not waste my time if you are already well aware that you are annoying and generally distasteful.

Please respond to this message with your interest. I will select the best candidate once all volunteers have come forward.

-SH

Comments

[3potionproblem]

Generally the point of asking for permission is to gain the other party's consent.

[opparate]

Don't worry, she won't mind!

[3potionproblem]

I'm afraid I would need to speak to her.

[opparate]

Don't worry!! She trust me 100% it'll be fine!

[3potionproblem]

I don't trust you.

[opparate]

What? Why not, I'm very trustworthy!!

[3potionproblem]

False.

[opparate]

You can ask anyone, I am, I really am!

[3potionproblem]

I think I'll stick with my own deductions.

[opparate]

Well, the deduction is wrong!

Why do you want to study a girl anyways? Is it because you're unromanticlly finding a girlfriend? Or, is it just that you're so curious?

[3potionproblem]

For starters, a trust worthy man would not secretly try and offer up someone else for observation. I'm rather certain your next request would be that I share my notes and perhaps take photographs for "research purposes".

And I have no need or want for a girlfriend. I already have a male subject and am looking to study both male and female students for an unbiased study.

[opparate]

Why would I ask for pictures? I can see girls all by myself, all on my own. Plus, I'm muggleborn too! Why do I need notes on other muggleborn people?

Every man wants a girlfriend! It's natural!!