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[helmetdoesnothing]

who stole my broomstick
this isnt funny

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Comments

[helmetdoesnothing]

C4N 8R00M5 GR0W L3G5

[givesyouaboner]

Well, they are magic, after all. Anything's possible.

[helmetdoesnothing]

W0WW

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[givesyouaboner]

Of course. It would be rude not to.
Does your broom have a name or preferred pronouns? I would hate to have an encounter and accidentally offend.

[helmetdoesnothing]

7H4NK5

UM
WH47

[givesyouaboner]

I mean, if your broom grew legs, don't you think it would become sentient?
I don't want to hurt its feelings.

[helmetdoesnothing]

W0W
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[givesyouaboner]

I will certainly do that. Once I find out, I'll tell you.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[givesyouaboner]

I certainly try my best.

Dirk Strider. Yours?

[helmetdoesnothing]

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tmw when he's assuming this guy is in first or second

[givesyouaboner]

Nice to meet you. What year are you in?

oops

[helmetdoesnothing]

F1F7H

[givesyouaboner]

_{[This causes Dirk some pause, because he wasn't expecting an upperclassman.]}

I'm in first.

last one before I nap <3

[helmetdoesnothing]

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♥!!!

[givesyouaboner]

Did you like it? I haven't formed much of an opinion as the semester has more or less just begun.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[givesyouaboner]

Oh.
Don't worry about it. I'm sure you liked it.

[helmetdoesnothing]

Y37H
YU0 COULD 45K M7 8R07H3R

[givesyouaboner]

Who's your brother?

[helmetdoesnothing]

50LLUX!

[givesyouaboner]

Oh, I know him. I guess the surname would've been a giveaway.

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[givesyouaboner]

That's cool.

_{[he's not sure what to say now.]}

[helmetdoesnothing]

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