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[helmetdoesnothing]

who stole my broomstick
this isnt funny

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WH0 7H70L3 MY 8R00M571CK
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Comments

[notthebee2]

are you 2ure you diidnt ju2t leave iit 2omewhere and forgot?

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[flings]

This might be for the best.

[helmetdoesnothing]

what

[flings]

That you can't find your broom.

[notthebee2]

are you ab2olutely po2iitiive you knew where iit wa2 iin the fiir2t place.

[helmetdoesnothing]

why

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[notthebee2]

diid you check before wriitiing thii2.

[flings]

Because you'd hurt yourself if you were flying.

[helmetdoesnothing]

FUCK Y0U0 50LULX 1 70LD Y0U 1M N07 57UP1D!!1!

[helmetdoesnothing]

did you steal it

[notthebee2]

fiine, youre not 2tupiid, but.
diid you check the dorm2 or not.

[arrogantalloy]

Okay, so this could be a redundant question.

But did you try, the broom closet?

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[notthebee2]

fiine, iill go wiith you, iit2 not liike ii have anythiing better two do.

[ That's a lie, he's just worried he'll get stuck at the door again. ]

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[helmetdoesnothing]

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[notthebee2]

fiine, iill tag along anyway2.

[allisnotlost]

really

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[flings]

It's not like I care that much if you get hurt.

[givesyouaboner]

Wow, it's kind of rude to just accuse people of theft. How do you know it was stolen?

[helmetdoesnothing]

WH47

[notthebee2]

kk.

[ And some 15 minutes later, there he was, behind the door to the common room. ]