helmetdoesnothing: (86 - Human ♊ What's the matter with)
Mituna Captor ([personal profile] helmetdoesnothing) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-10-13 04:35 pm

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who stole my broomstick
this isnt funny

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WH0 7H70L3 MY 8R00M571CK
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flings: (Black as the dark night she was)

[personal profile] flings 2012-10-13 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not like I care that much if you get hurt.
flings: (Her weapons were her crystal eyes)

[personal profile] flings 2012-10-13 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I did not.
flings: (She's got it yeah)

[personal profile] flings 2012-10-13 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
No and no.

Meaning no, I do not know where it is, and no, I will not help you find it.
flings: (Black as the dark night she was)

[personal profile] flings 2012-10-13 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't use that word. Do you realize how offensive it is that there's an insult that's based on just being a girl?
flings: (Making every man go mad)

[personal profile] flings 2012-10-13 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not the point. The point is that you're using being a girl as a basis for insult.
flings: (Black as the dark night she was)

[personal profile] flings 2012-10-13 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's try this.

Don't say it, or I will steal your broom.
flings: (She's got it yeah)

[personal profile] flings 2012-10-13 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you need it?
flings: (Baby she's got it)

[personal profile] flings 2012-10-13 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweetheart, you know you're not on the Quidditch team, right?
flings: (Burning like a silver flame)

[personal profile] flings 2012-10-13 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Just checking.

Where did you leave it?
Edited 2012-10-13 17:04 (UTC)
mightyandtall: (003 | How could this be done?)

[personal profile] mightyandtall 2012-10-13 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
MISS MARYAM, THERE IS NO NEED TO GIVE MR CAPTOR A HARD TIME ABOUT HIS BROOMSTICK. STUDENTS DON'T NEED TO BE ON THE TEAM TO USE THEM.

MR CAPTOR, WOULD YOU LIKE ASSISTANCE IN FINDING YOUR BROOM?
mightyandtall: (004 | By such a smiling sweetheart?)

[personal profile] mightyandtall 2012-10-13 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
WHERE IS THE PLACE YOU REMEMBER SEEING IT LAST?
Edited 2012-10-13 17:05 (UTC)

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flings: (Black as the dark night she was)

[personal profile] flings 2012-10-13 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, what did I do wrong? I'm not giving him a hard time, okay? I'm just making sure he knows.
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[personal profile] mightyandtall 2012-10-13 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
MR CAPTOR IS A BRIGHT YOUNG MAN. I AM SURE HE'S AWARE OF IT.
FROM A TEACHER'S STANDPOINT, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE ACTING TOO MEANLY TOWARDS HIM.

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