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who stole my broomstick
this isnt funny

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plesae help me find my broom porim

i need it

Why do you need it?

why
what
i need to practise

Sweetheart, you know you're not on the Quidditch team, right?

yes
im not stupid

Just checking.

Where did you leave it?

Edited 2012-10-13 17:04 (UTC)

in the dorms
with my stuff

MISS MARYAM, THERE IS NO NEED TO GIVE MR CAPTOR A HARD TIME ABOUT HIS BROOMSTICK. STUDENTS DON'T NEED TO BE ON THE TEAM TO USE THEM.

MR CAPTOR, WOULD YOU LIKE ASSISTANCE IN FINDING YOUR BROOM?

YE7H 51R

WHERE IS THE PLACE YOU REMEMBER SEEING IT LAST?

Edited 2012-10-13 17:05 (UTC)

1N MY D0R3M 51R

THEN YOU SHOULD START LOOKING THERE. IF YOU WANT I COULD COME AND HELP IN PERSON.

1V3 L00K3D 7H3R3
17 15N7 7H3R3
D0 YU07 H1NK 17 GR3W L3G7H 50M30N3 70LD M3 17 M1YGH7 H4V3 D0N3 7H47

I AM CERTAIN THAT IS ONLY A METAPHOR IN MOST CIRCUMSTANCES.
BUT UNTIL WE FIND YOUR BROOM WE CANNOT RULE THAT OUT JUST YET.
WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

D0 Y0U 7H1NK 17 GR3W L3G7H5

1M 1N MY D0RM 51R

NO NOT REALLY. I DON'T THINK SO. BUT WE CAN NEVER BE SURE.
I WILL COME THERE TO HELP, OK?
GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES.

1 H0P3 17 D1ND7 8U7 H0W WOULD 17 G37 0U7 0F 7H3 C0MM0N R00M 4NYW4Y H3H3H373H3

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mightyandtall - 2012-10-25 00:24 (UTC) - Expand

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helmetdoesnothing - 2012-10-25 00:28 (UTC) - Expand

Hey, what did I do wrong? I'm not giving him a hard time, okay? I'm just making sure he knows.

MR CAPTOR IS A BRIGHT YOUNG MAN. I AM SURE HE'S AWARE OF IT.
FROM A TEACHER'S STANDPOINT, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE ACTING TOO MEANLY TOWARDS HIM.

Are you serious?

I AM VERY SERIOUS. I BELIEVE YOU OWE HIM AN APOLOGY, ESPECIALLY AS HE HAS ALREADY APOLOGISED FOR HIS OWN TRANSGRESSION.

He called me a bitch. That's different from just making sure he remembered he wasn't on the Quidditch team!

IT'S ALL A MATTER OF ATTITUDE, AND THE ATTITUDE DISPLAYED THROUGH YOUR COMMENTS TO HIM ARE NOT THAT DIFFERENT. THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.

[LARGE INKBLOTS]

Sorry, Mituna.

its ok

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flings - 2012-10-13 17:36 (UTC) - Expand

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