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[helmetdoesnothing]

who stole my broomstick
this isnt funny

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Comments

[flings]

This might be for the best.

[helmetdoesnothing]

what

[flings]

That you can't find your broom.

[helmetdoesnothing]

why

[flings]

Because you'd hurt yourself if you were flying.

[helmetdoesnothing]

did you steal it

[flings]

It's not like I care that much if you get hurt.

[helmetdoesnothing]

hehehehehe no
of coures not
butt did yu steal it

[flings]

No. I did not.

[helmetdoesnothing]

do yuo know where it is
can you help me find it

[flings]

No and no.

Meaning no, I do not know where it is, and no, I will not help you find it.

[helmetdoesnothing]

bicth

[flings]

Don't use that word. Do you realize how offensive it is that there's an insult that's based on just being a girl?

[helmetdoesnothing]

but youo are a girl

[flings]

That's not the point. The point is that you're using being a girl as a basis for insult.

[helmetdoesnothing]

what

[flings]

Let's try this.

Don't say it, or I will steal your broom.

[helmetdoesnothing]

im sorry

[flings]

Thank you.

[helmetdoesnothing]

plesae help me find my broom porim

i need it

[flings]

Why do you need it?

[helmetdoesnothing]

why
what
i need to practise

[flings]

Sweetheart, you know you're not on the Quidditch team, right?

[helmetdoesnothing]

yes
im not stupid

[mightyandtall]

MISS MARYAM, THERE IS NO NEED TO GIVE MR CAPTOR A HARD TIME ABOUT HIS BROOMSTICK. STUDENTS DON'T NEED TO BE ON THE TEAM TO USE THEM.

MR CAPTOR, WOULD YOU LIKE ASSISTANCE IN FINDING YOUR BROOM?