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[helmetdoesnothing]

who stole my broomstick
this isnt funny

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Comments

[sixbuckdropout]

u ok dude
check the broom keeping place

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[sixbuckdropout]

sup tuna

i havent seen ur broom but theres a lot of them

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[sixbuckdropout]

where do you remmber having it last?
if some1s messing w/ u, punch them
dont put up w/ bs

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[He's not so sure anymore]

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sobs over the english language

[sixbuckdropout]

they def cant grow legs
thatd be all over the news but it never has been
the only 2 options are u moved it or some1 took it
maybe some1 thoght it was theyres

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[sixbuckdropout]

hey tuna
calm down
ull find it
if some1 took it, itll show up. its not like its a commuter school. every1s here.

_{[in a rare moment of ingenuity]}

have u tried summoning it?

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[sixbuckdropout]

think if i did it, ur broom would come? if i said mitunas broom?

[helmetdoesnothing]

M48Y3!

[sixbuckdropout]

ok ill try it

[helmetdoesnothing]

73LL M3 WH47 H4P3PN3N5!!

[sixbuckdropout]

_{[He's doing it. He's actually saying accio, Mituna's broom. Now he's just waiting.]}

i just said it
hopefully sth will happen soon

[helmetdoesnothing]

0K!

[Mituna doesn't see anything, but pretty soon a broomstick is going to collide with the back of Dean's head, if he's not paying attention. Turns out it was in the supply shed on the grounds.

Another mystery!]

[sixbuckdropout]

_{[Luckily, Dean's training has proved to be useful. He manages to dodge the broom and immediately writes]}

it came
wanna meet somewhere

[helmetdoesnothing]

0K!

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[sixbuckdropout]

great hall sound ok?
no there arent any legs on it
why would there be

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[sixbuckdropout]

that person was probly being an asshole
kick them
can u meet in 10 min?

[helmetdoesnothing]

0K!!!

[And he might.. take a bit longer than ten minutes because he.. totally didn't get lost or anything, but he'll be there!]

[sixbuckdropout]

_{[That's okay. Dean found something to snack on while he waits. And he'll just keep waiting until he sees him. And then wave at him with his mouth full.]}

[helmetdoesnothing]

[He waves back! What food do you have, Dean, and can he have some?]

[sixbuckdropout]

_{[Of course. Come over and get some, bro.]}