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[greaselightning]

isnt it just refreshing vwhenevwer you get a change of scenery?
like a breath of fresh air, and an artist like myself honestly needs that once in a vwhile.
i think im gonna rightly enjoy myself here, definitely beats howv immutably boring greece has become to me.
plus, theres so many attractivwe cats and kittens here, i dont evwen knowv vwhere to start.

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[greaselightning]

only if you care to join me.

[dou8letrou8le]

Hmmmmmmmm
No.

[greaselightning]

but the vwaters far too cold to go it alone.
cmon.

[dou8letrou8le]

That's a 8it sad, don't you think?

[greaselightning]

vwhat? the fact youd leavwe me alone to shivwer in the lake? yes i do think its sad.

[dou8letrou8le]

The fact that you can't handle a little cold water 8y yourself, actually.

[greaselightning]

oh ho, are you saying you could?

[dou8letrou8le]

Of course!
I prefer it actually.

[greaselightning]

vwell, maybe you can showv me howv you bravwe those icy vwaters sometime, then.
howv about it?

[dou8letrou8le]

What do I have to prove to someone like you?

[greaselightning]

oh no, not provwing. i 8ELIEVWE you. all im asking is just some simple shovwing of howv youre able to handle that chilly vwater.
nothing vwrong vwith that, right?
i dont evwen havwe to be in the vwater vwith you, i can just vwatch.

[dou8letrou8le]

If you already 8elieve me then there is no need for me to show you anything.
Unless your true aim is to just see me wet and cold, hmmmmmmmm?
You should 8e careful I don't get the wrong idea now.

[taleweaving]

She's 13. And her Guardian can 8e quite scary. I'm sure you know who Professor Matteris is.

[ie; STEP OFF HER BABY SIS]

[greaselightning]

vwhoa, i had no idea!
she just talks like shes so much older, i nevwer vwould havwe evwen guessed.

[Backpedal backpedal...]

[taleweaving]

Yes she's highly intelligent. Which isn't surprising, though I'd hesitate to call it a Serket thing. Our father didn't seem the 8rightest so I don't think we could have gotten it from him.
May8e you shouldn't assume people's ages when you can only see their text.

[allisnotlost]

you are so gross

[greaselightning]

look little man i knowv youre jealous ovwer my smooth movwes, but theres no reason to insult me ovwer it.

[allisnotlost]

yes im so jealous of your ability to hit on one sibling and one to be sibling

good job

[greaselightning]

oh please, if it vwasnt for that bit of information, i vwas doing vwell for myself.
better than you probably could havwe, anyvways.
good job on being the vworst vwingman evwer, by the vway. you should havwe told me this stuff before i made a fool outta myself using some of my best stuff.
vworst little brother evwer.

[allisnotlost]

i nevver signed up to be your wwingman
also i wwas GETTIN to it i thought that you had been informed by someone else and i didnt wwant to jump all of a sudden into "hey so also wwere goin to also be gettin another sister includin the ones wwe apparently had that wwe didnt find out about until recently"

[greaselightning]

you vwere born into the role.
id rather be OVWER informed than not informed at all. howv vwould YOU like hitting on your sister and soon to be sister only to be told later that, "oh hey these are your siblings"?
fucking embarrassing, and you dont evwen care.

[allisnotlost]

great
alright though fine next time somethin important happens and you havve no idea its evven goin on ill go out of my wway to tell you in case someone else hasnt are you happy noww
i havve hit on one of our sisters
and she hit me back hard enough to givve me a fuckin black eye

[you smartass.]

[greaselightning]

see? is that so hard to do? you gotta step up and do your part. im doing mind.
vwowv, vwhy am i utterly not surprised by this? are you incapable of actually hitting on girls or something?
and not the physical sort of hitting on like you obvwious mixed up vwith vwhat i vwas meaning.
for shame, eridan, you shouldnt be hitting pretty, delicate girls like that, servwes you right to get a black eye for your offense.

[allisnotlost]

[....... hold da phone]



wwait
DO YOU REALLY THINK SHES FUCKIN DELICATE
REALLY
she brought me to the ground and wwe had to get a professor to pry her offa me

[greaselightning]

just because she has a particular fire to her, doesnt mean she isnt delicate, eridan.
girls are fragile and attractivwe things and you shouldnt be putting your hands on them like that.
not that its hard to bring YOU to the ground anyvways.
servwes you fucking right.