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[brothor]

I HAVE ACHIEVED THE STATE OF NIRVANA THAT CAN ONLY BE OBTAINED BY RESPONDING TO ALL OF THE COMMENTS ON MY JOURNAL POSTS.

You are all so friendly, gosh!

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Out of curiousity! If any of you could punch Tony Stark in the face with no consequences whatsoever, would you?

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

Carefully gathered? You've posted it on a log just hidden from teachers.

[brothor]

It is not for your eyes. A pity!

[arrogantalloy]

Well, you seem kind of eager to hide it, so maybe no one has actually said they would hurt this face, and you don't want to admit you're wrong.

But that's okay. It happens, you can't be right all the time.

[brothor]

You would say that! It is of little consequence to me if you wish to believe your own lies!

Say please.

[arrogantalloy]

I'm saying that because you're the one giving that impression. So there's no lies, just observations.

[brothor]

You are only saying that because you are not getting your way.

[arrogantalloy]

There's a way for me to get?

[brothor]

The way in which you find out the names!

[arrogantalloy]

You know, it's not that hard to find out.

[brothor]

Why is it not!!!?

[arrogantalloy]

Because I know I can get Natasha to find out for me?

[brothor]

She would not betray me!

[arrogantalloy]

Given the right incentive she'd betray anyone over some names of people who'd punch me.

[brothor]

Well I will give her better incentive. She likes me more than you, anyway!

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, not really believing that.

[brothor]

I shall have to convince you then!

[arrogantalloy]

Oh yeah? How do you figure that one? Because just looming over me and yelling isn't going to work.

[brothor]

Mother tells me that you catch more flies with honey than poison. You are very much like a fly, so I suppose it will work.

[arrogantalloy]

Vinegar. It's more flies with honey than with vinegar. Wait. You're not going to dip me in honey are you? Because if you are, I hope you're brining someone cute to lick it off.

If I get a choice, I want Natasha... Or Katniss.

[brothor]

The little details are not important.

You know, people think that I take things too literally, but I think it is you who does.

[arrogantalloy]

Maybe I just want you to dip me in honey?

[brothor]

That sounds messy.




And awkward.

[arrogantalloy]

Or, hilarious and tasty.

It's all about perspective.

[brothor]

I do not want to see you in that perspective ever.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, kind of glad you don't there, surf wear.