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DEAR STUDENTS AND FELLOW FACULTY,

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE GREATEST INVENTION OF MANKIND. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I DID NOT DISCOVER IT SOONER.
IT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

MY SOURCES TELL ME MUGGLES CALL IT A "SLINKY."

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_{[yes good he likes you, alfred.]}

IF YOU DO NOT MIND, THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL.
YOU'D BE REWARDED GREATLY FOR YOUR VALIANT EFFORTS, YOUNG STUDENT.
IF ALL GOES WELL, I WILL SEE ABOUT ORDERING AN ENTIRE SHIPMENT. THIS ARTICLE SAYS ONE CAN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF THEM.
SO WOULD 1000 BE ADEQUATE? I MUST WONDER.

I think you should start. uhh. Small. like maybe go for 5 for now then build your army if you think you need more. ahaha. 1000 might be hard to keep and transport and then you would have a hard time using them all. even here.

i'll defs get you one though! mom won't mind, slinkies arent that expensive! and if it helps with all that...buildin connections between wizards and muggles then im sure she'd be all for it.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. I HAVE LEARNT FROM EXPERIENCE THAT MUGGLES MAKE THINGS CHEAPER IF YOU BUY IN BULK.
BESIDES, IT'S ALMOST THE HOLIDAYS. I IMAGINE THEY'D MAKE GOOD GIFTS.

EXCELLENT. YOU'RE A GOOD LAD.

Well. i guess if you plan to give em to everyone then thats a great idea! Slinkies are great presents after all.

dunno if we have enough stairs for that though! but hey thanks for the compliment, heroes gotta help out everyone, even their professors!

ARE THEY WIDELY ACCEPTED AS APPROPRIATE GIFTS AMONG MUGGLES?
I WILL HAVE TO KEEP THIS IN MIND.

YOU WILL BECOME A GREAT HERO ONE DAY. THE HERO-EST OF HEROES.

more for kids than anything. But I wouldn't say no to a slinky. i like em.

[Child at heart even if 16.]

Aww man that's so awesome of you to say sir! :) I plan to be the most hero-est ever! Auror style and all! representin the muggle-borns up in here, yeah!!!

I SEE. CHILDREN AND CHILDISH ADULTS. I KNOW PLENTY OF BOTH.
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING = DONE.

GOOD. I HAVE COMPLETE FAITH IN YOU. YOU'RE A GOOD KID.

Aww well thats not very nice to say about your fellow profs is it?

haha just kiddin it isnt my business I'm just a student after all. Anyway I'll make sure to send you one personally, so dont get too attached to any of the ones you buy. :P you have to push mine down the stairs first!

I DID NOT MENTION SPECIFIC PEOPLE SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THAT WOULD BE REALLY UNPROFESSIONAL OF ME TO SAY, WOULDN'T IT.

AH I SEE. YOU ARE A JOKESTER. DON'T WORRY. YOUR SLINKY WILL BE THE VERY FIRST ONE. HOW MANY STEPS CAN IT GO DOWN WITHOUT STOPPING? WE WILL FIND OUT.

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