3rd Song ♫

[nomorals]

Okay, guys, listen up.

Music club meeting on Saturday. B.Y.O.I or borrow something from the music room, because we'll be chilling out by the lake if the weather's nice. It's gonna be a jam sess to figure out how well we all work together as a band.

If you think you might like to join music club, just come along and relax. We don't bite :)

And don't worry. We don't plan on clashing with Quidditch tryouts.

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[couldbehealer]

I'm quite happy to hear there will be an Art club here at Hogwarts. I've never actually spoken to any other students who are interested in art. It will be nice to see what talent is hidden here.

Perhaps I will stop by to watch the Quidditch tryouts. I could always use an excuse to practice life drawing..

010

[itsintheblood]

This year has certainly started off with a kick. The Ravenclaw tower was damaged and students seemed to think summer was still going on. I hope it's all out of your system by now.

Ravenclaw, congratulations on leading in the House cup already. I expect you to keep it up.

For Potions students fifth year and up in all Houses, I'll be opening up my room for extra use on weekends. This is to help you prepare for OWL's and NEWT's, not for goofing around and trying to make your butter beer a different color.

For students in Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, you'll be taking part in a year long project. Each student gets a goat and has to take care of it. Why? Bezoars come from the stomach of a goat, so we'll be harvesting them all year long. Don't worry, you won't have to kill them. There is a way to do this so they regurgitate it. So don't wear any new uniforms, wear an older one that you won't mind getting stomach acid on. Goats don't come in the school, they stay outside. If you get it killed, you owe me a goat and the money for the one you killed.

Quidditch tryouts are this weekend. Go see Tony Stark if you'd like to tryout for the team. Just because we're a House of higher learning, doesn't mean we can't play sports.

008 [Filtered to Alfred Jones]

[rule_britannia]

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[bluhbluhhugestairs]

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bECAUSE i REALLY DO WANT TO HELP PEOPLE!
sO PLEASE DON'T BE AFRAID, tO ASK ME TO DO THINGS,
eSPECIALLY, pROFESSORS, iF ANY OF YOU ARE READING THIS,