nunganunga_k_o: (BYE! // I'll just take your chanel purse)
Georgia Nicolson ([personal profile] nunganunga_k_o) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-02-03 01:43 am

14 things that are horribly wrong with my life

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Mouths are puckering, boy entrancers are fluttering, and luuuuurve is in the air!

To get to the short and the short of it, as a public service Cas and I have decided to host a SNOGGING PARTY. It is this thing where you show up, grab a number and get snogging! Don't have a snoggee? WELL, you could prepare for a life all aloney on your owney and become a Buddhist monk, or if you look naff in orange you could meet one there! It will be fabby and marvy and also double cool with knobs on.

And because we know that some of you spend all of your days doing daft things like Arithmancy homework and have never used your gobs for anything other than shoveling food in them, we have provided a scale for you to research beforehand:

1 → holding hands
2 → arm around
3 → goodnight kiss
4 → kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who's got a watch but no boyfriend.)
5 → open mouth kissing
6 → tongues
6.25nip libbling lip nibbling
6.5 → ear snogging
6.75 → neck nuzzling
7 → upper body fondling - outdoors
8 → upper body fondling - indoors (in bed)
9 → below waist activity (or bwa)
10 → the full monty

It will be on the 10th, but not NUMBER 10, if you catch my drift (and I think you do). Be there if you don't want to be as lonely as an elk.
emotionswhatdo: (disgusted)

[personal profile] emotionswhatdo 2012-02-03 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Georgia.

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selfhatred: (...you're kidding me)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-02-03 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
SERIOUSLY? THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Edited 2012-02-03 07:39 (UTC)

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this icon forever

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Truth

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instantdrama: (25)

[personal profile] instantdrama 2012-02-03 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. That's... Well, I think I'd have to pass.

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[That's hardcore.]

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filtre: (pic#1970660)

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Are you off your rocker?

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plastic_spastic: (Amber >> Puhlease)

[personal profile] plastic_spastic 2012-02-03 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Great idea, but you should probably make sure the teachers don't read this.

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dance_kiss_schmooze: (can we talk about this?)

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[personal profile] dance_kiss_schmooze 2012-02-03 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Hades makes no reply, just palms his face and decides it's time to start assigning more homework if his students have time for this crap...]
testdriveme: (Link > Gurl that ain't cute)

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[personal profile] testdriveme 2012-02-03 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
That's..


You won't be insulted if I don't show up, will you?

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lookupforme: (8D)

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[personal profile] lookupforme 2012-02-03 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Link. I'll take it as an insult.

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bluhbluhhugewitch: (Dramaaaaaaaatic hair flip)

[personal profile] bluhbluhhugewitch 2012-02-03 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Have you considered that may8e some of us don't need such a pathetic excuse?

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fullnamebasis: (Stephen // Back to school)

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Are these like tupperware parties?

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cleancuffs: (Bring on your armies and your gods)

filtered...oh my, how did this happen?

[personal profile] cleancuffs 2012-02-03 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ After hearing Hades bitch and whine in the staff room, his curiosity has been momentarily piqued. ]

What a clever application of your studies.

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reportedly: (hats are awesome)

[personal profile] reportedly 2012-02-03 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
A snogging party?

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ladyliberty: (Whee!)

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Sounds like my kind of party!

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styxiedust: (Psssst--)

[personal profile] styxiedust 2012-02-03 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Think I'll pass, I'd rather not board the monorail.

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yerawwizarderi: all art by tigerpellets on tumblr // DNS (fef? <3)

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and its open to anyone right

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mo_cara: (b/w gothy)

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oK

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