14 things that are horribly wrong with my life

[nunganunga_k_o]

[shabbily filtered away from teachers]
Mouths are puckering, boy entrancers are fluttering, and luuuuurve is in the air!

To get to the short and the short of it, as a public service Cas and I have decided to host a SNOGGING PARTY. It is this thing where you show up, grab a number and get snogging! Don't have a snoggee? WELL, you could prepare for a life all aloney on your owney and become a Buddhist monk, or if you look naff in orange you could meet one there! It will be fabby and marvy and also double cool with knobs on.

And because we know that some of you spend all of your days doing daft things like Arithmancy homework and have never used your gobs for anything other than shoveling food in them, we have provided a scale for you to research beforehand:

1 → holding hands
2 → arm around
3 → goodnight kiss
4 → kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who's got a watch but no boyfriend.)
5 → open mouth kissing
6 → tongues
6.25 → nip libbling lip nibbling
6.5 → ear snogging
6.75 → neck nuzzling
7 → upper body fondling - outdoors
8 → upper body fondling - indoors (in bed)
9 → below waist activity (or bwa)
10 → the full monty

It will be on the 10th, but not NUMBER 10, if you catch my drift (and I think you do). Be there if you don't want to be as lonely as an elk.

Comments

[emotionswhatdo]

Georgia.

[nunganunga_k_o]

What?

[selfhatred]

SERIOUSLY? THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?

[nunganunga_k_o]

Not typically. Usually I make creepy lists about people I barely know and tell them to snog.

Oh wait, that is you.

[instantdrama]

Wow. That's... Well, I think I'd have to pass.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Nooooooo, Jude, you have GOT to be there. Ravenclaw is full of swots, I am depending on the other houses to keep the ratio of girls to blokes even!

[filtre]

Are you off your rocker?

[nunganunga_k_o]

No, and you clearly do not have the maturiosity to handle grown-up conversations.

[plastic_spastic]

Great idea, but you should probably make sure the teachers don't read this.

[nunganunga_k_o]

...Err. Thanks.

[And it is shabbily filtered now]

I am a bit surprised you haven't alerted them by now.

[hacks you because Hades is a nosy bastard]

[dance_kiss_schmooze]

[Hades makes no reply, just palms his face and decides it's time to start assigning more homework if his students have time for this crap...]

[lalalalalala]

[nunganunga_k_o]

[OH GOD, and she is none the wiser and already has a ton from being on the Quidditch team sob]

filtered;

[testdriveme]

That's..


You won't be insulted if I don't show up, will you?

filtered;

[nunganunga_k_o]

Link. Right...

I'm sure I can find it in my heart to show graciousity and forgive you.

filtered;

[lookupforme]

Oh, Link. I'll take it as an insult.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Have you considered that may8e some of us don't need such a pathetic excuse?

[nunganunga_k_o]

Vriska, if you are so tarty that you are getting hoards and hoards of snogs, then God bless you and all who sail in you.

[filtered]

[fullnamebasis]

Are these like tupperware parties?

[filtered]

[nunganunga_k_o]

Err. Last I checked, you cannot contain a snog in a plastic container, Stephen.

filtered...oh my, how did this happen?

[cleancuffs]

[ After hearing Hades bitch and whine in the staff room, his curiosity has been momentarily piqued. ]

What a clever application of your studies.

filtered; THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW

[nunganunga_k_o]

...Err.

Hello, Professor.

[reportedly]

A snogging party?

[nunganunga_k_o]

YES. You bring your snogging partner, pick a number, and let your mouths do the talking.

...Well I suppose they usually do the talking, but metaphorically.

[ladyliberty]

Sounds like my kind of party!

[nunganunga_k_o]

Cheers, Amelia! You can bring Ellis!

[styxiedust]

Think I'll pass, I'd rather not board the monorail.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Booo, booo. There hasn't been a glandular fever outbreak for a least a few months! And what is the point if there is not a bit of risk?

[yerawwizarderi]

and its open to anyone right

[nunganunga_k_o]

Anyone and everyone! Even you.

[mo_cara]

oK

[nunganunga_k_o]

Quite nice enthusiasm (I think).